dingleberries

A collection of toilet paper and/or feces twirled around one's hair lining their chocolate starfish.

"I nearly cried when I tore out my dinggleberries."

by Busta Crevice May 13, 2005

dingleberries

tart berries found in the southern region of the anus islands.

hey francois, look over there! an assload of dingleberries!

by h_bomb July 11, 2006

Nose Dingleberries

A close cousin of ass dingleberries, these are easily observed snot or booger remnants clinging to nose hairs or around the rim of the nose. Usually the result of going out in cold weather with a runny nose or slipshod tissue skills.

"I wasn't listening to what he was saying because I was paying attention to his nose dingleberries."

Or:

"Hey, I want to talk to that girl over there but I've been sick lately. Do I have any nose dingleberries?"

by bleh skrimblies March 4, 2009

Dingleberries

A follower of the some-what well known vlogger on youtube JoshuaDTV

"What's up Internet! Hey dingleberries, how's it going?"

by olrowe May 10, 2015

dingleberries

A dingleberry is a peice of shit that doesn't know how to swim so she hangs onto your anal hairs for her life while you are pushing Mr. Brown. Dingleberries plural for dingleberry.

I was wiping my ass the other day, and OUCH!! i just ripped off my favorite dingleberry!

by Ceyhan August 27, 2004

dingleberries

A stinky nugget of dried shit that gets glued to your butthole pubes

Mrs. Manson has a lot of dingleberries

by Cuntwaffle October 28, 2009

dingleberries

Little beads of shit stuck to one's anal hairs.

Eew! I was giving my girlfriend a rim-job only to find myself slurping her dingleberries!

by sparky April 5, 2004