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Deuce Dial

The act of calling or texting someone while taking a dump.
Jake: "I should have listened to you about those burritos. It's like 'Alien' in my stomach. I bet you can smell it through the phone."

Nate: "Stop deuce dialing me. I don't want to picture you shitting. Ever."

Jake: "Stop answering my calls after we get Mexican food..."
by Fictitious Pulp October 24, 2011
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dialtown

The best phone dating simulator out there
very simp worthy characters
Friend: "Have you seen Randy Jade?"
Friend Two: "From dialtown?"
by weenisweenis November 6, 2020
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Pecker Dial

To accidentally dial someone’s phone number when the phone is in a guy’s front pocket, presumably dialed by his penis.
Girl: Hello? Hello?

Guy: <Indistinct noise>
Later that day….
Girl: Hey, did you call me? I think you may have accidentally called me.

Guy: Oh, I must have pecker dialed you. Or, perhaps it called you on its own!
by The Movie Guy September 24, 2019
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Danallah

A combination of the name 'Dan' and the Islamic god 'Allah'. Ordinarily used to annoy those with the former mentioned name who have strong views on religion, especially Islam.
Dan: "You should be careful in Mecca, it's explosive!"
You "No Danallah! You're explosive!"
by Bowier April 12, 2013
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Dialed

to be absolutely focused/ mostly referencing a send
Adham was fucking dialed in last Saturday
by Kyle Foregard June 22, 2021
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ass dial

accidentally making a phone from the cell phone in your pocket by sitting on it or otherwise having unintentionally applying pressure to the buttons
Take your phone out of your pocket. Quit ass dialing me. I'm sick of listening to you singing along to the radio.
by Industrio Melman April 26, 2003
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Dialah

A very smart, spiritual women with a vibrant personality that fits in a small package. Dialahs are funny by nature and can always bring a smile to your face, they are very opinionated and sometimes stubborn. Dialahs are also very logical creatures but are surprisingly very empathetic. Their emotions can sometimes get the better of them and they can sometimes project that in anger. However, Dialahs have a big heart and are very loving. They are the best type of people to have as family or friends and you would be lucky to have met one as they are very rare. Their beauty is mind blowing and will leave you gawking. If you ever meet a Dialah hold on to her.
Dialah is always laughing loudly on the phone when talking to her friends late at night.
by RabbitTeeth January 20, 2014
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