dildon

a massive sword that resembles a dildo, often used for battle or sex in bed

"man i was whit this bitch last night, turns out she had dildon all along."

by JockCoke April 18, 2008

dildonic

behaviour typical of a dildo

That guy is dildonic

by Hired Gun August 8, 2003

dildonating

Using a dildo. Masturbating.

Kelly was dildonating her fat vag last night. Yeah, I saw it and it was really gross.

by Vive Cuervo November 14, 2009

dildonic

An adjective pertaining to the acts of being an annoying idiot. Ie: if someone is acting like a dildo, they are being dildonic.

As a noun - the perfect example of an annoying idiot.

Man, that customer was a complete dildonic.
Oh shit Dave, that was a really dildonic thing to do, you fucking Twizzler!

by stealthpenguin June 19, 2004

dildonic

To be almost as annoying/cancerous ad the bubonic plague

Man Jack was being Dildonic

by RemixModding November 29, 2016

dildonator

a male (usually a teen) who is a virgin, and afraid of pussy. The futhest he will go during 'relations' is fingering a girl/eating her out.

Bill: dude the only thing i've ever done with my girl friend is finger her.

Bob: havent you guys been dateing for a year.

Bill:yea.

Bob: lol, god damn dildonator .

by duck tape November 12, 2009

Dildonic Plague

Like the plagues of history, a dildonic plague starts with a single infected person that spreads their infection to others. The symptoms consist chiefly of being driven to such distraction and stupidity in the face of easily avoidable catastophe that others who are not infected become convinced that having a violently raging dildo lodged in some hidden orifice is the only reasonable explanation, and that this "disease" is active and spreading amongst others.

This morning, our website was down because someone forgot to renew the certificate! Then the shipping department shipped my packages to the wrong address. Not an hour later, some guy clogged the toilet and flooded the bathroom by trying to flush it repeatedly. Finally, it ravaged operations, who accidentally canceled our Internet service! Someone should have taken the 10-inch vibrating mamba out of their ass before they came to work! We've got a freakin' dildonic plague on our hands!

by dirtforker February 8, 2020