Dickslexia

When your dick gets confused (sexually)

“It’s like a straight dude jerking off to James Charles dressed as a girl, he got dickslexia!”

by ifibackitup February 21, 2020

dickslexia

A preference for smaller dicks.

Billy has a tiny penis, so he'll need to find a girl with dickslexia

by pkiff August 6, 2011

dislexia

Despite popular belief, dislexia is not the mental transposing of letters (i\e seeing\spelling dislexia as ‘dilsexia’). It is a disorder of the brain. Those with dislexia have a hard time working-out syllables, simple ones. It is nothing to be laughed-about, you ass-wipes.

Simple printed words like ‘elephant’ or ‘rhinoceros’ or ‘dislexia’ can be hard to sound-out for dislxics. "Di..Die-slex...", et cetera. It’s fun to pretend like you are dislexic..

by Victor Van Styn September 5, 2005

dickslexia

the failure to participate in oral sex

"i got back with nigel last night, but when things started to get a bit frisky, he told me his dickslexia was back.
I was not happy" :|

by Rebecca Davies March 4, 2008

dickslexia

Dickslexia Dicks-lexia = is an intense euphoric state of being caused by multiple full body orgasms.

symtoms of dickslexia; temporary loss of lower extremities, shortness of breath, rapid pulse, paralysis, and hyperventilation. Some other temporary side effects of dickslexia include, difficulty standing, sitting, breathing, and performing basic motor functions. An episode of dickslexia can last from a few moments up to one week in extreme situations. Subject will be spent from orgasmic convulsions, and at a loss for words. My girl had dickslexia so bad she could't stand up or sit down for twenty minutes.

by Root 66 October 3, 2009

Dislexiatype

It's a personal illness that occurs while you're typing on your keyboard and you spell a word backwords. Or don't even spell the word you were thinking in your mind.

Roxy: My new god snoodle is so admirable.

V.A.: You have a god too. I admire mine also.

Roxy: Sorry, the dislexiatype is getting to me agin. That's not what I ment to type at all !

dislexiatype dislexia dislexic

by FoxyRoxyRoxIt November 14, 2010

dislexia

The person that wrote the definition of 'dislexia' (as shown above this definition) is in fact probably dyslexic herself. Her inability to even spell the word correctly pretty much proves it. You fucking idiot.

Some of the idiots on here are fucking dyslexic.

by jamie August 5, 2004