Digislexia 

When your brain works faster than your fingers in chat, resulting in otherwise never-before spelled words. The easiest words are usually the most susceptible, as you REALLY don't think about them when you type.

Dude: "I gots me a schveet score on CoD last nite."

Dudette: "LLO"

Dude: "...llo?"

Dudette: "DURP. Sorry. LOL. Stupid digislexia."

Digislexia by dansolnite December 4, 2010

Digisexual 

Someone who is in love with artificial intelligence.

Dude did you hear about the marriage between Akihiko Kondo and Hatsune Miku? Apparently he’s Digisexual.

Digisexual by Digisexual January 6, 2019

Popo dislexia 

Popo dislexia is the thing that happens to you when you don’t know how to write.

It happens because:
-you’re having a breakdown

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-your hands are shaking bc of the breakdown

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-popo

Popo dislexia is affecting me now

Popo dislexia by Sksksks hydroflask August 13, 2019

Urban Dicslexia 

A learning disability wherein the sufferer is unable to tell the difference between a clumsy portmanteau and a genuine neologism; as seen in many Urban Dictionary users.

Nobody actually uses the words trusticle, faceboink or Kitchenheimer's; not unless they have Urban Dicslexia.

Urban Dicslexia by GregT_314 January 27, 2009

dickslexia 

The disorder defined by a penis that repeatedly confusing the right and wrong whole during intercourse.

His cock was so small, he could have had dickslexia and I'd still ask "Are you in yet?"

dickslexia by Pass Check Bot January 28, 2008

Directional Dislexia 

Using the wrong compass point when giving directions; when you say south when you really meant north.

Take a left on mainstreet and head north, i mean south, aww fuck it. google map it for christ sake! No im not taking meds for directional dislexia.

Directional Dislexia by dwalt121 January 4, 2010

digisexual 

Describes an individual who surrounds him/herself with high-tech toys and gadgets to compensate for a repressed sexuality resulting from a lack of flesh-to-flesh interaction.

-> Yo dawg, let's go to the mall and pick-up some hoes.
- Leave me alone cuntface. Got no time for hoes. Can't you see I'm playing the PSP?
-> Damn, since when did your bitchass turn digisexual?

digisexual by Digilover January 20, 2006