A person who is so stupid that they are both a dildo and a retard. Used in extreme anger towards someone. Originated in Baltimore when i was getting mad at someone for being an idiot.
by ravensdude June 12, 2010
Get the diltard mug.An obsesive Disney fan who will cry, bitch, moan, complain, etc. if someone says Disney sucks. A Distard is like a combanation of a twitard and a Teenyboper. They are extremly anoying and will use it to their advantage
Distard: NICK JONAS IS HAWT.
Normal Person: How is he hot, he can't sing, act, dance, etc.
Distard: WELL DISNEY IS LIKE SUPER KOOL!
Normal Person: uggghhhh!!
Normal Person: How is he hot, he can't sing, act, dance, etc.
Distard: WELL DISNEY IS LIKE SUPER KOOL!
Normal Person: uggghhhh!!
by Zero94 October 6, 2010
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An umbrella term for people with dietary allergies or other issues.
Instead of having to say "I don't know where we should go for dinner because Tony is a glutard, Bronwyn is a lactard and Michelle is vegan", you can say "I don't know where to go for dinner because we have a few dietards coming".
Instead of having to say "I don't know where we should go for dinner because Tony is a glutard, Bronwyn is a lactard and Michelle is vegan", you can say "I don't know where to go for dinner because we have a few dietards coming".
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People who aimlessy wander around Disney parks with no purpose but to block others and agrivate people with a cause
People who aimlessy wander around Disney parks with no purpose but to block others and agrivate people with a cause
steve: wow this guy is sitting in the middle of the walkway with 5 strollers and having the shit kicked out of him by midgets
Bob: what a Distard
Bob: what a Distard
by Lord Muffin King III 8D November 13, 2009
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