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Me cago en diez

Spanish for "I shit on ten", which doesn't make much sense in English. It's really a corruption of "me cago en Dios" (I shit on God).
When Pedro found out his car had been stolen he yelled: "¡Me cago en diez!"
by w00t May 13, 2005
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Diez

I voluptuous word or name used for sorry people born usually in Mexico. The Diez joke could be followed up with “nuts” to pull off a quick and discreet deez nutz joke.
Man: Hey whats Diez doing today?
Other man: Whos Diez?
Man: Diez Nutz!
Other man: I want to commit suicide that was the most unfunny thing ever!
by BillLicksAssholes June 18, 2021
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Suck Diez Nutz

What is your full name mister Diez?

Suck Diez Nutz
by Da Nutz Man November 7, 2022
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