Did I ask

The most annoying "come back" ever made. Usually used by 9-12 year olds.

John: Look, Daniel you have to do something, The project is due tomorrow and you haven't done anything.
Daniel: Did I ask?

by Infernoflame June 22, 2021

Did I ask

If some one writes this they hate you and you should hate them . It is the most obnoxious thing ever

“I just got new shoes.” “did I ask.”

by Ahumanwhatdoyoucare February 21, 2021

did i ask

a common saying when someone that annoys you tell you something and you say “did i ask”

billy- my parents are getting a divorce
Jackie-did i ask?

by chloianna December 11, 2019

Did I Ask

Only say this if you suck and no one likes you

Tim: Did I Ask? eehehehhehehehe
everyone else: shut up

by boi_im_really_bout_to_get_yo_p November 04, 2020

Did I ask?

An comeback that is nearly impossible to counter, as it’s so blatant and often catches its opponents off guard.

“I just got a puppy for Christmas! This is the greatest day of my li-“

“Did I ask?”

“...shut up Stewart.”

by ARC Trooper 5555 March 17, 2021

Did I ask?

The most fucking annoying shit I’ve come across, if you use this, you’re a fucking stuck up boring old middle schooler with no friends. And to help those who come across these types of people just say “Do I care whether you asked? No.”

Example of Did I ask?

Omg my dog died today.
“Did we ask? No”
“Do I care no? So pipe that shit down”

by an0nnnnnnym00uss June 09, 2020

Did I ask?

The most annoying answer in the existence of the scientific universe.

Jimmy: My house got robbed yesterday, we're trying to find the-
Michael: Damn that's crazy bro, but did I ask?

by bruhmoment72 March 05, 2021