Dickwinder

A chick so ugly/fat that your dick is gasping for air and can't function, like when you are winded from a gut punch etc.

They had re-runs of Roseanne on the other day, that chick is a massive dickwinder!

by Tittysweet September 23, 2015

Dickybird

Slang for penis.

Phil: Agnes, stop trying to fondle my dickybird!

Agnes: No!

by Johnny Hookup October 16, 2021

Dickbird

to be dickbirdy, to act like a dickbird aka douchepop, shittits. To act aloof like a lost mule in search of berries. To be generally lacking anything of use, help, or positive impact

A terrible lifting contraption designed to frustrate and possibly kill its occupants if neophytes. Most often found in the blazing sun during late july.

Stop being such a dickbird you dickbirdy mess up.

That is such a dickbird, i wish that didnt exist.

I got the damn dickbird stuck again i am going to kill myself.

by Big Allio August 20, 2008

Medieval Dickweed

The term for a person or persons from the Medieval time period who act harsh or "un-cool". As used in the movie Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure (1989).

King Henry the VIII was a Medieval Dickweed for chopping his wife's head off.

by AgentOrangeSkies June 29, 2006

UrbanDictionary Dickweeds

Faggots, fatties, fucktards, furries and freaks that post their names, their best friend's name, their prospective boyfriend/girlfriend's name or stalking target on UbanDictionary so that they can someday look at it and get the feeling that people give two shits about them or their dumbass friends

All you UrbanDictionary Dickweeds are pissing me off

by The Publishers April 23, 2010

dickweed spot

The 2nd to last or last spot on a top friends space on MySpace. It's considered the dickweed spot because the person likes you enough to put them on their top, but not enough to put you at one of those two spots.

There are only dickweed spots on top 12s, 16s, 20s, and 24s.

Desperate MySpacer: JUST PUT ME ON YOUR TOP! PLEASE!

Average MySpacer: FINE! But you gettin' the dickweed spot!

Desperate MySpacer: Ok...

by Ballantine April 12, 2007

Dickwinder

A chick so unattractive it takes the wind out out of your dick.

Check out the dickwinder over there, she is hideous!

by Tittysweet September 13, 2015