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Dickbitch

Someone who acts like a dick, but acts like a lil'bitch when someone acts like a dick towards them, basically they can dish it but can't take it.
Steve was acting like a Dick all night, but when Bobby called him out he whined like a lil'bitch. Yeah Steve's a dickbitch.
by JolliestRoger November 28, 2018
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Dickshitwhore

Means a girl who gets boned in the ass without a rubber, then sucks the dudes poopdick.
courtney love is a dickshitwhore
a lot of girls who go to my high school are also dickshitwhores
by btsmpwidm October 20, 2009
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dicktwitch

One who is an ignorant pile of their own 6 brain cells
Jerry: Gnat is spelled “Nat.”

Thomas: No it isn’t, you dicktwitch.
by Y is it a handle June 6, 2018
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dicksmith

A person (usually male) who is expert in forging dicks. He can make good quality dicks, which are dicksword, dickknife, dickaxe, dickspear, dick-plate armor and dick-chain armor.

In early 1700s, someone from blacksmith association got caught while forging his own dick. He tried to defend his technique but because of it's very dangerous risk, he was expelled from the association. He felt that he shouldn't waste his talent, so he traveled around the world in order to make his technique even better. His masterpiece was the Lightning Dick of Mass Destruction, which was created when he was in Hawaii. Since then, he kept creating many more deadly dick-weapons. He went to Japan to make the dick-katana for Kurasa Takada. Once he got lost somewhere in England, he managed to create the dick-magic wand which used by one of the Hogwarts' students. His last creation was the ring named "Lord of the Dick". Unfortunately, he came to his death when tried to use it as an dick accessory.
A: Do you know the man named Kuobati Anumu? I want to order a dicksword.
B: Ooooh, that popular dicksmith. Let me show you his house.
by zedkiel January 17, 2008
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dickstench

That shit smell found on some people who masturbate excessively.
"Ayo, Ian what the f*** is that?!"

"Idk brah..."

"Aw dam man, u been jacking it again, its f***ing dickstench."
by YoImFromTheGhetto July 13, 2010
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dickstick

In nominal terms, a dickstick is another term for a dildo. By extrapolation, "dickstick" is a Tomism (see Tomism) and used as a mild insult to one's intelligence. Useable as a substitute for "dipshit", "dickstick" usually indicates one's displeasure of another person's actions.
P1: "Hey, Tom look. Frank just took the last piece of pizza."

T: "Oh, that dickstick! I didn't even get to eat any!"
by Frank Klaune March 15, 2004
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dicksmith

another term for whore/slut. She "bangs" dicks like a blacksmith "bangs" metal.
Did you see that dicksmith on the corner of 4th and Elm St?
by MN_Kid January 27, 2010
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