Dickslap 

A popular chain text message of a man slapping a bimbo in the face with his abnormally large cock.
You must slap someone with this message.
No slap backs

dilt: hey have you seen dickslap yet?

Chris love: yeah I got slapped four times......but not by a text ;)

Dickslap by Chester_the_molester April 20, 2009

dickslap 

Brandon. Anything to do with Brandon.

Brandon: But I love you.
J: Dickslap.
Brandon: But I love you!
J: Dickslap.

dickslap by CeeCee August 17, 2003

dickslap 

A long home run in the game of baseball.

"That was about a 600 foot dickslap"

dickslap by SharperRock June 2, 2017

dickslap 

Sex act, where a classy broad like myself takes the cock out of her mouth and slaps her cheek, then lips or neck and chest.

My boy turns into such a little pussy when I dickslap him. It's mah move!

dickslap by LoRr December 14, 2004

Dickslap 

Adjective. A moron or jerk-off.

Sabrina:
Jared thinks that we get "french" benefits.
Taylor:
What a dickslap. He also thinks that the "cafeteria plan" means free food.
Ernestine:
What a major dickslap!

Dickslap by Mary Kaye April 21, 2008

dickslap 

To dress down, or otherwise verbally scold.

Derived from the act of slapping one's phallus across the face of another in order to humiliate.

"They've violated the terms of our contract, perhaps a little dickslap is in order"

dickslap by OKI'llgobacktoworknow September 27, 2004

dickslap 

Noun--
A hole stuffer.
One who puts fucking above all other important things in his/her life.
A truly dumb brawd.

This bitch Karen is an insufferable dickslap.
She shipped her kids off to their crazy dad's house, and moved her boyfriend in so they could fuck all day and night like bunnies!

dickslap by ereewfdsfd April 13, 2006