Dicklapsed

When you dropped a dude because he wasn’t good enough for you then not too long later you’re back on his dick cause you’re slightly weak. It’s ok hunny you’ll get through it

Bella was doing so good dropping her toxic man until she dicklapsed, poor girl.

by Urban Ninja Bro September 6, 2018

Dickapedia

A person constantly reminding you of Wikipedia articles, and usually has no friends and follows people around

That Fucking nerd is being a dickapedia for reciting all those Wikipedia articles

by freonjake April 14, 2009

Dicknapping

1. When a woman knowingly lies with a man who is beholden to another, with specific intent of actualizing divorce once both parties are caught in the act.
2. The act of separating a man from his penis so as to hold it for ransom.

Wife to adulteress, upon catching said party engaging her spouse mid-coitus: "Ain't gon' be no motherfucking dicknapping up in this motherfucker. Please believe."

"Damn girl, I see Lorena Bobbit, but I woulda dicknapped that backwoods motherfucker for all he was worth."

by Hishungness June 18, 2013

Dickslapped

The act of excessively sending pictures of your dick to a cheap sluts inbox

Some rude ass girl on antichat had a disgusting attitude she needed to be dickslapped

by Kali_mist November 7, 2016

Dicklapper

A whore who races from dick to dick almost as if she’s in a race, or possibly playing musical dicks.

Ahh that bitch over there is a total dicklapper. She’s fucked every guy in the bar!

by Mydicksbigger March 22, 2021