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In gamer circles, the person who coordinates and runs a gaming session. The dorkmaster is responsible for securing the equipment, knowing and teaching the rules of the game, resolving any issues or disputes, and generally keeping the game flowing; like a dungeon master, but not D&D-specific.
Frank was a terrible dorkmaster; he didn't know how to set up the board and we spent half the game watching him look up rules.
by milesmason777 September 30, 2008
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your slick ass uncle who is always trying to bust it up on junior bitches
any teacher that you ever had
your slick ass uncle who is always trying to bust it up on junior bitches
any teacher that you ever had
Cousin 1: What is mr dickster doing at the high school football game? dude doesn't even have kids.
Cousin 2: fucjer is hunting cheerleaders.
Cousin 1: nice.
Cousin 2: fucjer is hunting cheerleaders.
Cousin 1: nice.
by drpoonandtheteenangels August 28, 2009
Get the mr dickster mug.1) when a guy is totally ready to bone the chick he brought home from the bar that night (or to her place), but just can't seem to get it up, no matter how hard he tries (or she tries);
2) in immediate need of some viagra;
3) the awkward moment where he looks at you and says, "It's not gonna happen..."
2) in immediate need of some viagra;
3) the awkward moment where he looks at you and says, "It's not gonna happen..."
(the day after) - Chick 1: "...and we left the bar after he was talkin' all that shit, and he ain't shit!"
Chick 2: "So you're saying he couldn't even get it up?"
Chick 1: "Ya, it was a dicksaster."
(dude talking with other dudes) - Dude 1: "This has never happened to me before, man."
Dude 2: "Yeah, sure it hasn't. Sounds like another dicksaster to me."
Chick 2: "So you're saying he couldn't even get it up?"
Chick 1: "Ya, it was a dicksaster."
(dude talking with other dudes) - Dude 1: "This has never happened to me before, man."
Dude 2: "Yeah, sure it hasn't. Sounds like another dicksaster to me."
by SpeeMan January 12, 2011
Get the dicksaster mug.Noun - a crude dim light used in dark places such as a closet or the driver's seat of a vehicle on long car rides to locate one's belt,zipper,and genitals in order to masturbate. Used when other people are around that you do not want them to know you are masturbating.
Dude, I got so horny on that long car ride that I just had to rub one out. Thank god I had my trusty dicklantern
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