Dicktits

1. A response to being asked "what's up", meaning that so little in the day has been eventful that the vigorous masturbating of one's tits has been the only source of entertainment. Usually followed by a two-handed gesture where one mimes jerking of the nipples.

2. A general profanity, used to exclaim surprise, anger, or disappointment.

1. Zach: "Hey man, what's up today?"

Jamey: "Meh, dicktits." *mimics nipple jerking*

2. *Walks into a swarm of bees*

Paul: "Sweet merciful dicktits!"

by SharkBass028 August 4, 2011

dicktits

Titdicks grow on females. In place of the nipple there are dicks. yes, these dicks can be erected. They are mainly used to slap males across there faces or to have an orgy.

But theres only 3 of us girls, yeah but I have dicktits so we dont need the strap-on.

by CClark mcfly April 2, 2009

Dicklitude

A person who has the grandiose ability of being a dick to everyone around them.

When I wake up everyday it is my denstiny to make the life of others in my presence far more miserable than my own by utilizing my proficient dicklitude abilities.

by Marc Dick Johnson December 16, 2008

dicktits

Found on old women. Tits that hang long and skinny like a flaccid dick. Often with large nipples that cover the whole tip, just like the head of a dick.

Also used to describe long hard nipples that look like mini dicks.

Guy: Is there something about Mary
Dude: No, but theres something about her room mate. Look the dicktits on that old broad.

by Bdamn December 19, 2010

DickTits

When a girl has dicks growing where they should have tits, hence dicktits. If you haven't seen dicktits, you don't wanna. It can be used as in the definition or as any other way you want.

Hey, dicktits.

Did you see those dicktits?

This is fuckin' dicktits!

DickTits!!!

by sdot91 August 18, 2010

Dicktits

A negative exclamation

Sasha: The capital of Afghanistan is Iraq right?
Isaac: No you dumbass the capital of Afghanistan is Kabul.
Sasha: Dicktits.

by BigFriendlyGiant12334456789900 March 5, 2014

Dicktits

Boobs that have penises instead of nipples.

Holy Dicktits! It's a giant Scorpion!

by Joej October 21, 2014