dikembe

The first name of NBA player Dikembe Mutombo. Possibly the best shot blocker in the 90's/early 00's.

Dikembe swats another shot!

by James Rath August 3, 2003

Dikembe Mutombo'd

to get rejected by a person you are trying to take home.

"After Jeremiah bragged about how he was going to bang a slut tonight, only to see her leave with another man, I went up to him and yelled in his face, " Damn boy, you just got dikembe mutombo'd.

by rosco ruxpin October 25, 2006

dikembe

Spoken whenever someone is flat out denied and followed with a finger wag, whether it be getting a shot blocked or getting turned down by a friend for a beer. For added effect, the speaking of the word should be grunted with a frown.

"Hey dude, can you give me a beer, I'll owe you one."
"Dikembe!" (finger wag)
"Denied, ouch."

by Papa White September 29, 2008

Dickelberry

When you fuck a girl in the ass and the next morning you realize that there is a crusted part of the girls shit stuck to the tip of your dick.

I noticed there was a dickelberry at the end of my dick in the shower and when I realized it I threw up all over the drain.

by Austino112 May 20, 2016

Dikembe Mutombo

When you stick your dick and wave it back and forth in a woman's vagina as she's about to give birth, as means to block the child from entering the world.

"Aye yo, my boy Tug did a Dikembe Mutombo on his wife as she was trying to deliver!"

by Thug Roy February 8, 2022

Dicktember

Dicktember is when you can grab anybody yk what only if his name starts with an A for the whole month

Emily: Hey Asher

Asher: Yes Emily

Emily: yk today’s dicktember

Asher: what that mean
Emily: I can grab anyone who names start with an A di¢k for the whole month

Asher: This gonna hurt all month

by Arri’Anne September 1, 2021

Dikembé

A smart handsome young man that can accomplish anything life throws at him he is misunderstood and lonely

When people say your a dikembé it means you work hard no matter the obstacles in your way

by Dracula268 November 21, 2021