Dickdadouche

A word meant to replace the common insults of dick or douche.

John McCleary is a dickdadouche

by Hillary4prezz2016 May 19, 2010

dickpouch

An all-purpose, unisex insult. It implies that one is a "holder of dicks".

John: Hey, I kicked an old lady today, right in the face!

Tilly: You're a real dickpouch John.

John:...

by John FitzgibbonsIII January 30, 2008

dick douche

A penile cleansing rag.

Man: Hey Paw. Paw: What is it? Man: I have a problem, its my penis and it stinks. Paw:Let me get a whiff. You Need a dick douche.

by Desecratesoul January 14, 2009

Dick-douche

A conceited asshole.

My dick-douche baby daddy couldn't buy diapers but he could bail his homie out of jail with $2000.

by 20blitz00 May 20, 2016

dildouche

a term coined by Jonathan Jokerst that is used to describe a person who is experiencing qualities that are feminine like a dildo, yet idiotic and ridiculous as ones portrayed by a douche; thus morphing the person into the phrase "dildouche".

"Did you see Roger last night? He was being such a dildouche!"

"The way you hang out with girls all the time and have a shitty personality leaves me to the conclusion that you must be a dildouche."

by Jam Master Joke August 13, 2009

dinktoucher

One who touches dinks (aka penises)

That guy is such a dinktoucher

by Timmay January 16, 2005

dicktouch

Literally, one who touches dicks. A derrogatory term used against someone to infer that they are perhaps homosexual.

Doug, stop shooting Nerf-Bow-And-Arrows out of my car trunk at the Taco-Bell Drive Thru while there are cops around, you fucking dicktouch.

by The Sexecutioner March 16, 2004