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dickflash

To expose just your dick to an unsuspecting person in a public or semi public place. Generally done by exposing the penis through the zipper of shorts or pants or allowing the cock to hang out the leg hole of a pair of shorts. More often than not, when a man is dickflashing, he pretends not to know he is exposing himself to his voyeur, so as to prevent any trouble and allow the person looking to enjoy viewing his organ in secret.
"Oh my god, that guys dick head is hanging out of his gym shorts, he's totally dickflashing us."
by Mattxj April 10, 2008
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dickbait

1. one who attracts homosexuals.
Get the fuck off dude, i'm trying to pick up a chick and you're dickbait.
by Crazedjoker January 24, 2007
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dickfast

The meal that comes between Dinner and Breakfast. Brunch is the meal between Breakfast and Lunch. Since Breakfast comes first, it is used as the first part of the word and since lunch comes second, it is used as the second part of the word.
We closed down Anna's Caddyshack so we got cheesesticks for dickfast.
by Collin Danielle Ailisa Ian April 22, 2007
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dickbeater

The hand of one who beats off.
by lhpdonkey August 20, 2003
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Dickblunt

The act of getting erect and removing ones penis (usually with a blade of some type). Then continuing to smoke it like a cigarette.
dude i only have six months to live so im gonna smoke a dickblunt
by Big k 55 November 7, 2010
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Dicklantern

Noun - a crude dim light used in dark places such as a closet or the driver's seat of a vehicle on long car rides to locate one's belt,zipper,and genitals in order to masturbate. Used when other people are around that you do not want them to know you are masturbating.
Dude, I got so horny on that long car ride that I just had to rub one out. Thank god I had my trusty dicklantern
by Dr.Saltynutz February 18, 2011
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Dicklashed

When a woman is under the total controll of a partener. It is the opposite of pussy whipped.
"She was so dicklashed she'd get up in the middle of the night to make him waffles."
by mckphilby October 6, 2009
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