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Dickhorn

Someone who is too busy living in the past to focus on the future. They are oblivious to the good things in life
She is such a dickhorn; shes too busy living in the past to focus on the future.
by awkotaco1905 November 30, 2013
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dickfornuts

1.person who has a penis where his testicles should be
2.insult - word used interchangably with toolbag
That Kelly Kaiser sure is a dickfornuts.
by ba all the way November 10, 2004
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Dickavore

adjective/noun; one whos diet consists solely of dicks; the act of consuming cock and nothing else;
Joey Weasel quit being a Dickavore, and learn to eat some poon!
by Charlene Scoggs March 25, 2010
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Duckicorn

A hybrid species of animal being part Duck and Unicorn. They usually can be spotted in rivers near willow trees having the appearance of a large bright duck with a white shiny horn above it's bill. On occation, the duckicorn can be sensed near water reservoirs or canals near large plant life.

The duckicorn has the power to bring the rain and water to all the land. When the canals or reservoirs are dry, the duckicorn must be away.
The canal is flowing with water so the duckicorn must be near.

Let us throw sacrifices of small material in the water to please the duckicorn.
by IamwhoIamnomatterwhat October 18, 2010
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dickalogna

/dikˈalōnē/

noun - the act of pontificating so much that there is time for nothing else

verb - to pontificate and do absolutely nothing useful

adjective - to be an utter waste of air, space and time

exclamation - used alone or as a noun or a verb in various phrases to express anger, annoyance, contempt, impatience, or simply for emphasis.
The Colonel has mastered dickalogna.

The Colonel dickalognaed through an entire hour long meeting today.

The Colonel sends the most dickalogna emails I've ever read.

This some DICKALOGNA!
by MalenkeeMilaya August 17, 2017
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dickarooni

a person who is a asshole, stupid, annoying, or just a dick . esp; people who draw dicks on peoples facebook wall and or desks.
"Dude, Zach, you're such a fucking dickarooni for putting dicks everywhere on desks in your science class!"
by DFrank June 19, 2009
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dickcorn

When you cut your dick off and tape it to your for head and ram it into your lovers asshole while screaming "rainbows and skittles"
My husband gave me a great dickcorn
by BootyTickler March 1, 2018
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