Dickbomb

To crash a party with a sausage entourage.

Dude, the party was bumpin' until someone dropped a dickbomb. It totally fucked up the male-to-female ratio.

by incudal August 4, 2010

dickboxing

A sport including two men (gay or straight) who with their mighty hard swords battle until the opposer loses by either death or cum.

also a mock name for kickboxing

Person 1 "i challenge you to dickboxing battle to the cum

Person 2 "get ready to cum first, challenge accepted"

by Canarisk December 23, 2022

Dickboots

The metaphorical footwear that you put on as you are about to act like a major dick to someone due to their incompetence.

Hey Brett, I want you to get ready because I'm about to put on my dickboots. So don't feel too bad when I rip you a new asshole.

by The_Cat_Box August 25, 2011

Dickjob

When you wrap your flaccid penis(because you're straight) around another man's erect penis and kinda job it up and down.

"Bro, I totally got a dickjob from John last night. He's not gay though."

by i made dickjob June 19, 2018

DickBomb

A term that refers to someone who has really effed with your chi. Most commonly used when you can't think of anything more insulting to say.

(guy cuts liz off in traffic)
liz: errr...ummmm...DICKBOMB!
abby: yeah--you're gonna explode your dick!

by Lizzie DoubleU February 4, 2009

Dickboy

A person who is unable to make decisions on his own, and constantly copies those of others

“Damn, did you really dickboy those kicks... you know I got them shits last year.”

“What you getting to eat?”
“I’ma get a burger.”
“Oh shit, nice Im’a get the burger too.”
“Damn you really is a dickboy.”

“Yo where did you get those jeans, I’m about to dickboy.”

“This fool really dickboyin everything I do.”

by FossieLockdown December 24, 2020

Dickjob

1: (verb) - To stop, interfere, or otherwise interrupt someone and their goals or intentions.

(Also see Cockblock)

"I was all up on this bitch...until this dude came over and just dickjobed me."

by Suo & Jay April 25, 2008