Dick Weed

a person who thinks he is the best but is actually a real dumbass shitface pole-up-ur-ass who for some reason everybody still seems to think is cool

this kid came to our school who i cant stand.. his name is Dick Weed

by fcm09 August 1, 2009

dick weed

1.male pubic hair
2. As a person's name

That girl has a dick weed in her tooth, Dick Weed!

by jay wood December 28, 2005

dick weed

A weed that grows only in the lawns of dicks. This weed often looks much like a dick, and often by far outgrows the dick of the dick who owns the lawn.

Jim has been a dick lately, Jim's lawn is growing a dick weed.

by YubYub October 27, 2006

dick weed

When a person smokes too mcuh weed and he grows weed on their pubes, if the conditions are right you will get dick chronic.

That guy is such a pot head that he grew dick weed.

by meaty, matthew January 24, 2008

dick weed

A type of weed that is smoked through smoking penises.

"Dude, I want to smoke some dick weed."

by Dalhusky April 14, 2008

Dick Weed

When you spill weed all over yourself, but more specifically accidentally dumping it all into your lap.

James: *spills grinder into his lap*
Sasha: “ope, dick weed!”

by ZO3Y December 9, 2019

Dick Weed

A dick that won't get hard.....
or a dick that is as soft as sea weed (not real weed) (real weed rocks!!)

My dick is as soft a sea weed, it must be a dick weed!

by Adam Betz May 12, 2010