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Pain in the dick

1. When someone or something pisses you off. Like a pain in the ass but worse.

2. When something may cause your dick much pain.
1. "Cheryl, stop being such a pain in the dick."

2. Duffman- "Ya'll hear about suzie?"
Burnsy- "No what?"
Duffman- "I've heard she has vaginal teeth."
Burnsy- "What a pain in the dick."
by Young Burnsy January 26, 2010
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Pain in my Dick

A female that continues to nag and complain even after all avenues and attempts at resolution are reached.

An attempt to end an argument by associating yourself with the problem and by not call a woman a derogatory name or phrase.
Woman: nag, nag nag nag, nag, nag nag nag.

Man: Yes, maybe, ok, no, sorry, right.

Woman: nag, nag, nag, nag nag nag, nag nag, nag.

Man: You are a pain in my dick.

or

Man: I have a pain in my dick
by mufalleto March 18, 2011
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Dickpants McDaniels

The name someone acquires when they split their pants in the crotch area while going commando. Also known as DP McDaniels.
Did you see what happened to Jared when he got back back from lunch? He's a real Dickpants McDaniels!!
by DP McDaniels October 3, 2008
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dickpants

skintight jeans commonly worn by 80's rockers and metalheads. Pants are so tight that you can see the dick, hence the name dickpants. Can also be refered to as brokeback pants.
"Hey John, nice jeans man. When the hell did you start wearing dickpants?"

"Went to that Twisted Sister show the other night, can't believe those guys are still wearing dickpants!"
by devillock July 23, 2006
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carbon dickprint

The amount of money an individual or corporation is screwed out of by it's so called "carbon footprint"
1.The carbon dickprint to my utility bill is $40 a month.

2. Under the proposed cap and tax legislation, XYZ's carbon dickprint will be $10,000,000 a year.
by josjr March 29, 2010
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Dickpointment

I can't go to the movies tonight I have dickpointment.
by QUEENVPEREZ August 3, 2017
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dickpants

Guy 1: Jacob was so rude at that party last night!
Guy 2: I know right? He's such a dickpants!
by Qwertyquoo March 3, 2022
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