Dick on straight

Whenever you realize you've banged someone, and you don't know why.

This usually occurs whenever you're intoxicated.

Kind of like "head on straight", only sexual.

Dude, why in the world would you fuck Jenna?
I don't know man, I didn't have my dick on straight.

by kneecoal! June 15, 2010

slap some dick on it

To express an attraction to a female or an approval of anything you like or want.

The bitches tits are perfect, I would love to "slap some dick on it".

by ...DilZniK... January 26, 2009

Dick on Wheels

A dick, who uses some form of wheeled transportation.

Look at that mall cop on the segway.

What a Dick on Wheels!

by dick-on-wheels April 26, 2009

Put a dick on it.

The act of making a contribution or donating one's time in an attempt to bring about a change; To be instrumental in a cause.

Ex. 1- Look here, you lazy son of a bitch. I believe it's about time you put down that cell phone, crawl out from under your shade tree, and put a fuckin' dick on it! You got that?!?!?!

Ex. 2- And so my fellow Americans, the time has come to act boldly, to act without hesitation. I say to you tonight, the time has come... to put a dick on it.

by Nicky Grimms September 27, 2011

National sit on dick day

Sit on a guys dick girls

Suck a fat dick small dick medium dick any dick its national sit on dick day

by Big dick johns September 3, 2019

dick on

to hurt or brutally wound. However death is not usually involved.

i.e. to dick on

I dicked on
He dicked on
They dicked on
We dicked on

Elliot will dick on John after sending him a polite message.

by JKSoulmate December 14, 2010

Dick on a belt

Like the more notable, strap on, the dick on a belt allows a person without a penis to engage in pleasuring their partner(s) with a large, hard, cylindrical object.

The dick on a belt can refer to a homemade strap on as well, which is constructed of your everyday dildo/vibrator, a belt & perhaps some duct tape.

Jenny came over last night and fucked me with her dick on a belt.

by Garrand57 May 10, 2011