dick-do

Expression used to describe an unfortunate situation which you can't do anything about. An event which cannot be controlled.

"Your wife cheated on you? Well, that's a dick-do."
"I lost my wallet. What a dick-do."

by eveg07 July 20, 2008

dick-do belly

A belly on a guy that stick out farther than his dick do!

That guys belly isn't quite a foopa yet but it's definitely a dick-do belly.

by Mayer west January 24, 2017

Dick Do Disease

A very common medical disease Found mainly in overweight males of all ages in which copius amounts of fast food have contributed to making the males belly stick out farther then their dick do. See Also Toes do disease

"That boys been eating so much Sonic he's bound to get that dick do disease some day soon George"

by Bonnie-Clyde-420 June 15, 2018

dick-wan-do

dick, hand and a way of life..

Black belt my ass! All he's good at is dick-wan-do..

by bored127 November 27, 2007

dick do gank yank n ho

When a man has a belly bigger than his dick and masturbates constantly and jizzes on anything like plastic bags, dirty clothes, hats, kids toys...NASTY...dick do gank yank n ho...

Dick do gank yank n ho : Bruce sure is a dick do gank yank and ho!

by Justice League Kat December 27, 2019

Do Do Dick

When you have anal sex and you get poo on you dick.

When the river runs red take the dirt road,No i dont want Do Do Dick

by mydongisbigerthanyour November 7, 2009

dick thing to do

An unkind or inconsiderate act.

Something that someone does that only someone considered a 'dick' would do.

Bro #1: I was walking down the street with my mom yesterday and this dick came and shot her in the face.
Bro #2: What a dick thing to do.
Bro #1: IFKR!

by kitchyboy October 28, 2017