Bad Dick Day

When you wake up and your dick is looking smaller than usual.

Luke was upset when he looked in the mirror only to find out that it was going to be a bad dick day

by James Longwood November 22, 2011

National Dick Day

June 6. The day girls can do anything to the D. Grab them, suck them, etc. you go girl. Be confident and grab your manz dick!

“Omg it’s national dick day!”
“Yeah I know. I grabbed my bf’s”

by Macy Williams June 12, 2018

small dick day

when a guy is feeling shy or off. may also include feeling weird or awkward.

dude: yo, man. that girl keeps eyeballing you. go gets them digits, son!

other dude: naw, man. kinda having a small dick day. she's all you.

by billy hotdogs January 30, 2010

Big Dick Day

You look down during the day to notice your member sitting larger than usual (n.b. refers to a larger than average floppy length and/or girth). CONGRATULATIONS - you are having a big dick day!

A smiling Jim emerges from the bushes having taken a quick whizz. "Great news... I'm having a big dick day" says Jim to his friends. Friends are happy for Jim (some high five).

by Ben UK 2010 June 14, 2010

Kick dick day

On oct. 5 every girl has the rights to kick any boy in the dick.

Emily: Omg Clara! It’s kick dick day!

Clara: Yayyy! Imma kick Noah in the dick!

by Precious07 October 4, 2020

National Dick Day

When one can show off the size of their man features in order to establish the alpha male dominance over the other males.

MLIM, National Dick Day

by MLIM February 26, 2011

grab a dick day

A day of the year where you run up to that hot guy and jack him off just a tad. I love you dad and mom you thought me well😏

Hey Sarah did you grab Jon’s dick today? It’s grab a dick day!

by Daddy7xer December 20, 2017