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DICK-TATER

When you Jack off onto a tater tot and your woman eats it.
We were eating tater tots in the bed, we decided to have sex. , When I climaxed I shot my load onto the last tot, creating my first DICK-TATER ....and yes as soon as I made it was gone........Also known as an ( IDAHO NUT CHUNK )
by Sick Em D November 3, 2022
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Dick Tater

The two potato-like, nuts that hang in a sack from beneath the penis.
Mr. Johnson, how long has it been since you launched a love rocket? mhm, i see..and how are your dick taters?
by deluks October 16, 2008
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Dick Tators

1. Tasty Kidney stones.

2. Testicles. That is all.
1. I got real sick, then went to the hospital so they could remove my dick tators.

2. Last night this bitch was chokin on my Dick Tators, but then she asked if she could return them cuz they had hair on them.
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dick tater

Often misspelled as dictator, a dick tater is a man or woman who:

1. Sucks dick while shucking a tater.
2. Cucumbers a man while making a salad.
3. All of the above

A noun, used to define a dick, penis, schlong, willy, knocker, doorhandle, flipper, lightswitch, mega whomp, googler, grapple, grapple hook, and flipschlinger.

This in turn added to the tater, being a round object usually stuck in something whether the ground or a bush, it is used in a thrusting manner until totally engrossed by those which are engrossing the grossage. If you understand the above reading please continue.

A Dick Tater usually is also mentioned in a childs school book as Adolf Hitler or Barney, depending on age.

See dick.
That man thinks he is a Dick Tater!@!@!
by Bob Hester February 13, 2004
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dick-tater

A potato you put diwn your pants to enhance your bulge.
Are you happy to see me, or is that a dick-tater in your psnts?
by numbtard August 24, 2016
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Dick Tater

Someone who is a dick in the figurative sense, or looks like one, and who also looks like a potato, in the literal sense, who is also attempting to gain the highest political office in their land. See Australian opposition leader 2025 election.
Do you think Peter Dutton will be a dictator if he gets into office? Have you seen a photo of him now he shaves his head? He a full blown Dick Tater, mate.
by Appos mates. April 17, 2025
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Dating Dictator

An individual who cannot get their own dating in order, so instead they attempt to dictate to others who, if, how and why those others date in order to feel relevant.

A dating Dictator often tends to sit on dating related videos on YouTube, attempting to dictate to people they will never meet how to date..
"you should be a man and ask out this person, take her here, buy her this specific gift, and buy her dinner" - dating dictator
by Based Fiend July 4, 2022
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