Dick bicycle

(dɪk ˈbaɪsɪkl) n. (1) A bicycle with a dildo attached to it, usually on the seat, or arranged so that the peddling of the bicycle causes the dildo to move. (2) A bicycle made of penises. (3) A penis made of bicycles.

(1) The gross and net result of it is that people who spend most of their natural lives riding dick bicycles... get their personalities mixed up with the personalities of their dick bicycle as a result of the interchanging of the atoms of each of them, and you would be surprised at the number of people in these parts who nearly are half people and half dick bicycles. -Flann O'Brien, Third Policeman

(2) Help, my Dick Bicycle tyres are flaccid.

(3) When she started dating Megatron, she discovered, much to her surprise, that he was generously endowed with a Dick Bicycle.

by Mr Horance Toffinton, Esq. September 6, 2016

Dick bicycle

The action of riding a guys dick. In Ariannas new song "Side to Side" she talks about being on a dick bicycle and shes walling side to side because ahe got railed hard by the guys dick.

So what did the two loverbirds do lastnight?

I might have ridden the dick bicycle.

by Tyler.in.my.head September 10, 2016

Dick bicycle

When someone steals your bicycle seat so you eagerly pull out your quick release dildo and hope for a bumpy ride.

Person 1: "why are you in such a good mood?"

Person 2: "someone stole my saddle, so I got to use my dick bicycle!"

by Watermarlon September 2, 2016

Dick bicycle

When your handlebars are dildos

"Maarten has a sweet dick bicycle over there"

by Cool gal September 1, 2016

Dick bicycle

When you sit on a girl's chest/neck and pedal her ears, while yo dick sits on her face

She pissed me off, got me rock hard and fell asleep. So I woke her up with a good ol fashioned dick bicycle

by Oliver Queen's protege September 3, 2016

Dick bicycle

ok i actually don't know what this means but it sounds painful!!! don't do it

"tonight me and my lady are going to dick bicycle"
"don't!!!!!!!"

by lullamoon September 7, 2016

Dick Bicycle

The primary means of transportation for fitness minded penises everywhere.

My wife gave Big John (her name for my male part) a dick bicycle for Christmas so he could stay in shape.

by Toddzilla69 July 8, 2020