exploding diaphragm

Swelling and pain in the upper abdomen, commonly associated with the over consumption of fajitas and nachos. Only known treatment is to indulge in a White Magnum

Joe had exploding diaphragm last night. He probably shouldn't have eaten those Fajitas. It was alright though because he ate a white magnum before there were any further complications

by Jarwick November 22, 2014

Ghetto Diaphragm

Noun- A Ziploc Baggie inserted into a woman's vagina in lieu of traditional diaphragm birth control

Stacie: "Erick didn't have any condoms, so i used a ghetto diaphragm instead.

by Sick sombich September 7, 2011

Verbal Diaphram

The equivalent to "Cock Blocking" for females.

Little Mary Lou decided to "Verbal Diaphram" Suzie Q when she told the stud at the bar that Suzie Q had an STD.

by Maxineie September 27, 2011

hydronervokustiska diafragma vibrationer

hiccup in Swedish

i have got hydronervokustiska diafragma vibrationer

by AhmetVonAhmut January 12, 2022

diaphram

A jawn a bitch sticks up her pussy before sex so she doesn't get knocked up.

Shirely, get your diaphram, we're gonna fuck right here on the stove.

by sammyyxx February 7, 2007

Dylan Dylan Diaphram

HE IS DYLAN, A DANCE MASTER AND SWAG QUEEN, BOOTY SO BIG, SINGLE, CALL HIM BOB BECAUSE WHEN YOU SEE HIM ON THE WATER HE IS SURE TO BE BOBBIN'.

Hi Dylan Dylan Diaphram

SHUT UP IDIOT, I ONLY SPEAK TO COOL KIDS AND GIRLS

by tomas t December 22, 2020

Diaperage

The contents of a diaper.

Encountering an undesirable person, place or situation comparable to the contents of a diaper.

In a sentence:

"Look at this fat sack of diaperage!"

"There's too much diaperage in this town."

"I can't take anymore of this diaperage!"

by Ianarchy March 4, 2009