Type 1 Diabetes

The kind of diabetes you're stuck with for life and get out of sheer bad luck. Since only 10% of diabetics fall into this category, it is also known as the type of diabetes nobody knows or gives a shit about.

1)
Me (eating salad after workout): Well, yes but it's Type 1 Diabetes and I manage it quite well.

Jackass (eating Doritos and Mt. Dew): That sucks, you really should've made healthier choices.

Me: You're right. Next time I'll pick a better pancreas.

2)
Jackass: $50 Gazillion was spent on creating a way to solve the diabetes problem in our country, you should be happy!

Me: All of that money will be spent on trying to keep fat people out of McDonalds.

by osm0sis May 15, 2011

Diabeetus

A strange disease affecting fat actors which causes them to not be able to pronounce "Diabetes" correctly.

"Good morning. I'm Wilford Brimley and I'd like to talk to you about Diabeetus."

by FabulousFairy December 1, 2014

TYPE 1 diabetes

A disease the fucking eats ass. It’s a cycle of blood tests, needles, low BG, disgusting hypo treatments, hospital appointments, emergency calls to Medtronic because their sensors are shit, high BG, going to conferences where ‘experts’ tell u crap you already know, pretending to actually care every time ur parents tell u to check ur active insulin, literally being told by teachers to turn ur pump down, always needing a bag with u to carry ur shit that keeps u alive, set changes, being asked wtf ur pump is, your kids having a 50% chance of having the same thing, scarred tissue, waking up in the night because ur being force fed orange juice, having to take ages to go through airport security, being asked ‘so what can’t you eat’, everyone presuming u have type two, having an even bigger risk of heart disease going blind or having a foot amputated, having a low immune system so getting colds all the goddamn time, barely remembering wat it’s lyk to be normal and living with this knowing there’s no way it will end because ur stuck like this the rest of your life.

I have TYPE 1 diabetes , type two is for fat or old people

by Ligament October 22, 2017

diabetits

When it is so cold that your nipples are consequently sharp to the point where they can prick your finger in order to check your blood sugar.

"Man you're crazy if you go outside without a jacket, you'll for sure get diabetits!"

by just your average ginger March 5, 2013

type one diabetic

Type one diabetics are the coolest. People try to break their pancreas to be like us.

Woah! Look at Lauren. She's a type one diabetic! She does 5 shots a day and pokes her finger 8 times each and every day! I wish I was as cool as her!
diabadass

by LaurenB789 November 22, 2015

diabeetis

A mispronouncing of the word diabetes made popular by former actor Wilford Brimley in a series of TV commercials for the diabetes testing supply company Liberty Medical. Further made popular by the youtube video "Wilford Brimley-the beetis" where various clips taken from all the Liberty Medical commercials are mixed and put to a beat.

"If you have diabeetis, think again"-Wilford Brimley

by omg bacon October 16, 2007

Sugar Diabetes

The original definition for what we today call "Type Two Diabetes". We stopped using this definition because we are weak as fuck, and need a difficult, and unpronounceable medical definitions so we are can act willfully ignorant about a big problem that will eventually blow up in our faces. This term was lobbied to be abandoned by the candy industries, in the late 60s because they were becoming really big and powerful, and wanted lots of kids to buy their shit.

Guy 1: Yo don't eat too many candies, you will get Sugar Diabetes.
Guy 2: Ah you are over reacting too much.

by ReturningTheTruthToTheWorld March 10, 2016