Detour

A spontaneous, quick stop at a friend's or acquaintance's place for a sexual encounter

I'm stopping at Kesha's house for a detour before going to work

by DumbassKilla November 7, 2011

Detour

A shit town located on the county line of carroll county and frederick county. Consist of 10-15 houses that all look poor and like shit. Alot of whores and pot heads live here.Baically an all American shit town.

A Redneck town located in Detour MD

by WTF U WANT September 14, 2011

Detour,Maryland

The chillest place in the entire fucking world. May be small. No not just small its so small you can see one side to another. There is a large Pot presence in Detour everyone smokes. Though some bitches if you keep it on the DL everything is fine. There is also a large diversity in people. No not really just alot of Stoners, even a 79 year old hippie stoner. Little store and theres a plus ONE black person thats like 7 so yeah check it out man.

Ex.1: Dude i was at this place called Detour,Maryland, Hella chill

other dude: where?

Original dude: Detour man theres like 50 people that live there'

Other dude from before: cool ( Wtf he must be stoned )

by Mikey170 June 6, 2011

detouring yourself in the mushroom truck

Slang for beating off in a dirty or generally disgusting bathroom stall.

Don't ever be detouring yourself in the mushroom truck when John walks in. It won't be pretty.

by Gafoto January 16, 2008

red detour

Having anal sex because your girl is having her period

My girl was on her period. So I had to take the red detour

by Jballs83 November 29, 2013

Dirty Detour

Being on your way somewhere and getting sidetracked into going to get your fuck on.

I was with Steve the other night on the way to the club, his ex girlfriend called him and he went on a dirty detour. I had to sit in the car outside the chicks apartment for an hour.

by Harry Boughner November 26, 2009

Detour

1: An annoyance caused by stupid construction workers (mexicans) deciding that they need to "fix" a road, so they send you on a completely different road that takes a lot longer to get to where you're going.

2: A great alternative path that takes a long time to get to the destination that you should be going to...such as your house, but instead of continuing to drive, you stop at a destination suitable for the situation. Ususally involving the act of camping and most definitely involves rollercoaster.

1:
Me: Mom, I'm home late cuz i had to take a detour, stupid mexicans are tearing up highway 321.

Mom: Stupid mexicans *shakes head in disappointment*.

2:
Me: I told mom earin and i were still at movie gallery when in fact, we were taking a detour up by the intersection near my house.

You: Weren't you there for like, an hour?

Me: Yeah, napkins saved my life....and my Led Zeppelin shirt. That interstection is most definitely corrupted.

You: ....how many "Allowed Characters" do you have?

by Jeremy October 2, 2004