clarence destructor of des vaginas

he will come into your house and destruct your vaginas

clarence destructor of des vaginas will come to destruct your vaginas

by mcdonald gobler December 12, 2022

destructoid

An entity or living creature that is so ultimately evil and cataclysmic that even god himself would probably shit his crap and die if he ever came across one.
No living person actually knows what a destructoid is as they are impossible to define exactly, also you and everything around you would be instantly obliterated by the sheer monstrousness of the destructoid before you realized it was there.
Only one thing can terminate a destructoid which is a destructoid-OF DOOM, scientifically thought to be responsible for the big bang, Hiroshima, Kerri woman and all of the major disaster to ever happen in the world

Starsky: "Hey man, what would you do if you saw a destructoid enter the room right now?"

Hutch: "I would probably spontaneously implode into a coroded peice of flaming crap in hell"

Starsky: "I wish i was a destructoid"

by cronedogmillionare November 1, 2009

Destructed

The art of destruction. To have something destroyed.

I no longer have use for this, I'm gonna have it destructed.

by GeeAitch (thanks Riss!) April 1, 2009

destructoid

A videogame blog that allows you to read hardcore info on games. you can create your own blogs as well.

"Hey I looked on destructoid.com and i saw this game. then i went to my profile and blogged about it myself with the lead editor. cool."

by james brown the second January 6, 2009

Distractard

A person who calls you on the phone to talk about something, but then chats with the people in the background on their end instead of you.

"Man I really like Shanelle but she is such a distractard"

by Skullsword5505 February 2, 2017

Deano destructor

the braking of someones glasses into their eyes through a punch.

the deano destructors gonna make u blind

by mike April 20, 2005

online destructathon

A game in which Sid from Skins plays and gets pwned by Tony under his undercover name "Wallothet" which is an anagram for, Hello Twat.

I been getting pwned on online destructathon

by Wallothet October 21, 2008