Destructard 

A group of people play the victim when destroying the city and should not receive any supplies

The destructard ask for help and I told him no so he burned down my work place

Destructard by Anti feminist June 14, 2020

cigarette destructor 

Somebody who is a true-blue total cigarette fiend -- that is, somebody who smokes way, way, WAY too many of these things.

"Destructor" because the act of lighting & smoking a cig quite literally destroys it.

Josh is a total cigarette destructor; he can destroy as many as eighty five of the little fuckers in a single day!

cigarette destructor by Telephony February 21, 2013

destructorama 

Action porn. When big, testosterone-laden action movies have all the editing beats of a sex film. Dialogue is delivered with fake enthusiasm, followed by bursting gunfire, theatrical chases, and the inevitable big-bang finale.

Jerry Bruckheimer and Michael Bay’s latest blockbuster destructorama has all their usual trademarks.

destructorama by Count3D July 17, 2007

tampon destructor 

Slang term for the vagina -- especially when the woman is on her menstrual cycle (e.g., she's on the rag).

Hey Jane, did you know that Lisa over there is a true tampon destructor? She's killing five or six of those poor defenseless helpless things a day right now!

tampon destructor by Telephony November 7, 2014

TVA Light Bulb Destructor 

A device which was invented by a 7th grader, but never made it into production.

This is a product in which a hydraulic piston affair slowly comes down onto light bulbs burning base-down in receptacles at the bottom of the machine; it's sole purpose is to destroy light bulbs while they're burning.

{From a website about phoney-bologna staged 'battles' -- usually amongst commercial & infomercial spokespeople, spokesanimals, and spokesthings}:

"Robbins then goes on the rampage...he finds what's left of that case of poor, defenseless, helpless light bulbs, carries it to the bathroom, and viciously throws each remaining bulb into the toliet -- being certain that each one impacts the bowl above the waterline to assure bulb breakage and simultaneously rather loudly shouting, "BREAKING LIGHT BELBS!!!" as each lamp implodes against the inside of the water closet with that loud "POP" and the distinctive tinkling of broken glass. After every sixth bulb, Robbins pulls down on that chrome plated lever at the top left front corner of the cistern, causing the busted bulbs in there to whirl down the shitbowl! Once the case is empty, he carries it out to the dipsty dumpster at the back of the Receiving Home, lifts the lid, and nonchalantly tosses it in.

Johnson thinks about building "The TVA Light Bulb Destructor" (something he drew up in the 7th grade, where a hydraulic piston affair slowly comes down onto light bulbs burning base-down at the bottom of the machine), but realises two fairly significant issues with building the asinine thing right away.

1: It would cost money to build -- a fairly large amount of it too.
2: The time necessary to construct such an evil device is more than the time Johnson wants to stay in this decade.

So that idea rather quickly goes to pot. "

TVA Light Bulb Destructor by Telephony August 27, 2014

Improbable Destructor 

The act of having sex with your girlfriend/boyfriend, not before playing the track "Calliope" by Cheshyre, seen in the madness combat series' third episode. You must yell "THE CLOWN HAS BEEN ENGAGED", then wrap an arm around your partner's neck and another around their eyes, before going down on them, HARD

person 1: "hey man, you were gone for a while yesterday, what happened?"

person 2: "don't worry, i just pulled an improbable destructor"

person 1: "that is BOSS, dude"

Improbable Destructor by lukaa June 25, 2021

destructurbation

masturbating to the point of damaging the penis, either internally or externally.

"My girlfriend is going to be out of the country for a month."

"Sounds like a recipe for destructurbation."

destructurbation by The Heart Surgeon September 20, 2011