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anal testicular cancer

1. when a man has a horrible deformity causing him to be born with testicles in his rectum and to make matters worse those testicles develop cancer

2. something you accuse any guy of having for the sake of comedy or as a comeback
ex1: doctor: I'm sorry, Tim, your anal testicles aren't well.
Tim: What do you mean?
doctor: You have anal testicular cancer.
Tim: Noooo!

ex2: Steven: I slept with your mom last night.
Joe: What you have anal testicular cancer?
by xxXbloodXvomitXxx March 5, 2011
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testicular cancer in the head

When a person has ideologies that are so fucking retarded that you lose braincells within being 5 feet of said person
"You have fucking got testicular cancer in the head you fucking retard." "Whoever the fuck gave birth to you is a dumbass cunt for not getting an abortion."
by Birdisnottheword October 2, 2021
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Testicular cancer

Testicular cancer is a art of cancer that is in your Nuts
Your balls are gonna hurt and the nut that has it will become bigger

example in a scentence
Person 1 "bro my balls hurt"
Person 2 "did you check your balls testicular cancer?"
Person 1 "no i didnt ckeck"
Person 2 "Your fricked"
Person 1(fricking dies cutely)
by lordbaguette October 26, 2022
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testicular cancer

According to the Bible, (Samuel 5:6-9) testicular cancer was one of God's many pestilences.
But after they had moved it, the LORD's hand was against that city, throwing it into a great panic. He afflicted the people of the city, both young and old, with an outbreak of tumors.
And it was so, that, after they had carried it about, the hand of the LORD was against the city with a very great destruction: and he smote the men of the city, both small and great, and they had emerods in their secret parts.

This isn't the only mention of testicular cancer: if the repeated use of 'hand' didn't tip you off; the Bible(s) is/are very repetitive
by Daughter of Set July 6, 2006
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Jesticular Cancer

Over exposure to Jes :)
You have Jesticular Cancer!" "Whut?!" "You've been exposed to Jes!
by DropDeadJes July 23, 2011
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Testicular Cancer

Having cancer in your testicles
Jim: I love testicular cancer, it makes them so big!
Katy: Take a look at Jim's testicles, does he have testicular cancer or something? they are massive!!
by sexy mf milf dilf March 3, 2022
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inverted testicular ball cancer

my friend tummy has inverted testicular ball cancer
by ONIOINKMSBSVBSBAQ December 22, 2023
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