The complete opposite of a designated driver. A person who always get's smashed and drinks alcohol like it's nothing. May possibly drive you to the club but not back home. If it's you and the designated drinker expect to only have one drink because your driving home unless you want a smashed car.
"Fuck a wristband, lets all do a keg stand. I'm like cheech and chong hittin up the beer bong. When the cops show up they're gonna get the finger and I don't give a fuck. Cause I'm the designated drinker."
by Chantel Cliche November 10, 2009
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"Patrick what is wrong with you; you are desperate af"
"Patrick what is wrong with you; you are desperate af"
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A Desirae is a talented, beautiful girl, who sometimes can be a little to kind, and sometimes not self confident, but you always tell her that she is beautiful, as a friend or girlfriend, she is the best person ever. She has jucy stories, and lots of tea to spill. I love her more than everything.
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Get the Desirae mug.Among a group of people who have all been drinking, the person who's had the least amount to drink, no matter how much that may be, becomes the official designated driver for the night.
Originates in the hard-drinking province of Saskatchewan on the prairies in western Canada.
Originates in the hard-drinking province of Saskatchewan on the prairies in western Canada.
Danny only had eight beers last night so when we went to the bar, he was the Saskatchewan Designated Driver.
by WesternCanadianProud July 25, 2008
Get the Saskatchewan Designated Driver mug.The friend that leaves the bar first pretending to be drunk and unable to walk, let alone drive. He draws the attention of the officer laying-in-wait so the rest of his buddies (who probably *are* drunk) can escape unnoticed.
After your buddy passes the breathalyzer test with a 0.0 blood-alcohol level, the puzzled officer asks, "Sir, I saw you stumble out of that bar like you were under the influence, just asking to be pulled over. Are you nuts?"
"No sir," he answers, "I'm the designated decoy."
"No sir," he answers, "I'm the designated decoy."
by robzilla September 27, 2005
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1. A person who accepts the badass responsibility of wrangling a group of drunk people in one car and ferrying them home without succumbing to the temptation of delicious, delicious alcohol.
1. A person who accepts the badass responsibility of wrangling a group of drunk people in one car and ferrying them home without succumbing to the temptation of delicious, delicious alcohol.
1. It's a good thing Nate was our designated badass last weekend otherwise we'd have never gotten home. The dude is a champ.
by Fictitious Pulp March 4, 2010
Get the designated badass mug.Designated Farting Toilet, or DFT for short, is a toilet (usually in a house inhabited by male roommates) dedicated to only farting. This toilet is not used for other wastes, it is reserved solely for flatulence. The reasoning behind this phenomenon is unknown, however male residents have been observed entering the bathroom, sitting down, releasing gas, then flushing the toilet and leaving. Members of the house who use the toilet for more than flatulence are often shunned and attacked by other house members.
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