Derek Chauvin

Tyrone: 'ave yo heard how that scumbag Derek Chauvin kill my homie George Floyd?
Theo: So? Who cares, it's just a criminal among many. Accidentally killing one or ten won't change shit.
Tyrone: Fuck yo, fuck the Police, all cops are bastards, stop putting us criminals in jail or kill us, Just let us take shit in peace yo!
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"Dude I think I know that cop"
"Yeah me too. He's a total Derek Chauvin"
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Derek Chauvin

The dickhead who decided to put his knee on George Floyd's neck for 7 minutes and 46 seconds. He did this with extreme indifference for human life. George Floyd, despite being on drugs, was clearly struggling for his life, but this dickhead kept his knee on Mr. Floyd's neck until the paramedics came. He made all cops look like racist assholes, when, in fact, the amount of racist cops is proportional to the amount of racist people in the population. He is currently free on a $1 million dollar bail and is scheduled for trial on March 7, although in all likelihood, this will be delayed. He'll probably be spending 20+ years behind bars, but Minnesota law does not allow for a life sentence in his case, only a maximum of 40 years.
Derek Chauvin should never have been a cop. He demonstrated extreme indifference to human life with his stupid reckless move. And he had almost 8 minutes to think about what he was doing and stop.

Despite this, Derek Chauvin is a free man (at least for now)
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If it weren’t for Derek Chauvin people wouldn’t be rioting
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The dickhead who murdered George Floyd and made all cops look like racist assholes when they, in fact, are not. He killed George Floyd on May 25, 2020, and was charged and arrested a week later. After spending 4 months in state prison, he was released on October 7 after posting a $1 million dollar bond. He is set to stand trial in March of 2021, but in all likelihood the case will be delayed now that he’s out on bail.

Do I think he’s racist? No. He married an Asian woman. I think he did the killing just because he was sick of dealing with crackheads. Again, not justifying or downplaying, just my inference. He’s still a murderer. Nonetheless, he’s a free man (at least for now)
Did anyone else hear that Derek Chauvin was released from prison?
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Inventor of blockchain technologies. Coined the term, "cryptocurrency" and coded the algorithm behind bitcoin.
Guy 1: Boy do I appreciate the supreme value of the blockchain. This cryptocurrency is truly revolutionizing the way in which we conduct economic activities!

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An motherfucker whom killed George Floyd by kneeling on his neck until he died. He should rot in the deepest level of hell. R.I.P. George Floyd.
Me: Hey, who's that guy that killed George Floyd?
My Friend: Derek Chauvin. He killed that poor guy just because he was black and used a fake $20 bill.
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