deodorant

a stick of substance to put under your armpits or ballsack when they smell like shit

eww my nuts smell like crap!! good thing ive got my deodorant!!!

by cam7 March 6, 2009

Deodorant

Noun: a smooth, oily, substance that is used to make one's under arms smell good.

Daphne smells terrible; therefore, she should use some deodorant.

by Logan Rhett February 19, 2019

deodorant

A miraculous substance that lets one go without taking showers for a whole week and still be able to go out among society without being arrested.
Cheaper than perfume but just as effective, as long as you spray enough of it on.

Showers are a waste of time. Thank gods for spray on deodorant!

by MidNight The Magnificent May 24, 2010

deodorant

what people use to avoid over sweating

ugh! you stink! *covers nose* put deodorant on!

by yourgirlsas October 19, 2021

Deodorant

Deodorant is a hygiene item that you need to use. Do you know what sweat is? You probably do because your not wearing deodorant. Do you want BO? ("Body Odor" incase you didn't know) If you don't want BO then wear DEO. Its not hard at all. All you got to do is wake up go to wherever your DEO is... or go buy some at the store real quick... then open it and swipe swipe on your pits. I hope you took this definition as a tip for a better life. Once you start wearing it, people will probably start hanging around you now. Isn't that great! Just one simple task can make a miracle happen. Amen. Anyways, thank you so much for reading this, I'm actually really glad because I can smell you through the screen. Just kidding.

"Girl, you smell extra good today! What is it?"
"Oh, thanks. Its a thing called Deodorant... you should try some."
"Yes I should.. wait did you just say that I smell bad?"

by getinloserweregoingshopping July 6, 2017

deodorant malfunction

Usually happens when there's not a lot of deodorant left on the stick. You're trying to put some on, you press just a little too hard, and the entire deodorant head snaps off, leaving you with nothing. This has happened to almost every guy who uses solid deodorant regularly, and is really annoying.

Dammit, I'm going to be so sweaty today, I had a deodorant malfunction this morning...

by just a worthless liar September 26, 2005

Deodorant Dingleberries

The small crumbs of roll-on deodorant that cake up inside armpit hair after usage.

I wanted to look good for my girlfriend, but the deodorant dingleberries were hanging off my armpit.

by Guy Fresco January 25, 2008