teletubby massacre

When you are walking down a large hill and a group of teletubies start kicking you and then push you down the hill.

Did you hear about john in the Teletubby massacre?

by oliviaaaaa January 23, 2015

Teletubby

Term for a penis, unusually short, but chubby and fat in width, and weird looking

Jezell: So what happened after your date with Rob? Details!

Kaya: OMG...Absolutely nothing. I thought he would be packin', but nope this motherfucker got a teletubby, smh. Cant judge a book by its cover. I just left and went home.

Jezell: WOW lmao

by Jaiin Doe October 19, 2010

teletubby gloryhole

A hole in a teletubby suit which

allows a kinky outsider to ram it in

"I was having such a good time with that teletubby gloryhole last week i almost got an abraision"

"That teletubby gloryhole gave me a good helping of tubby custurd"

by TheRealTubby October 9, 2017

teletubby

A fat chick shaped like, and often confused for a teletubby.

Dude 1: Is that the purple teletubby?
Dude 2: No that's just a fat chick wearing purple.

by the-moyni May 24, 2009

teletubby generation

Following the power ranger generation of 1991-1996, this generation were born 1997-2000, and, like the ninja turtle generation, were a mixture fo buffering generations. Since teletubbies was an uninspired and directionless show, with no moral message or underlying message of any kind, and virtually no action, the kids of this generation are left fairly annoying little brats, who will be nice but rather lacking in depth.

He-man & Thundercats generations > teletubby generation.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 21, 2004

Teletubby

Sexy little multicoloured prostitutes.

I'd ride one anyday.

OOOH Dipsy! You give me orgasms!

by TallonKarrde May 13, 2005

teletubby

An overweight person who likely snacks often infront of the television.

What up? (Fucking teletubby).

by Kevin May 1, 2006