Deke 

1. Leaving a lame place.
2. Trying to get away from someone-something that is getting on your nerves.

1. Let's deke outta this shit piece.
2. Oh shizzle, the cops are hurr', let's deke.

Deke by Deke'n June 24, 2005

Deke 

A hostile and Ravenous half man-half Taco beast, is sometimes found to lose blatter at random, sometimes using a funneling techique to load his wastes into a super soaker, and stay unsuspecting orphans.

Man, i got Deke'd! ... Now i need a new shirt... fook.

Deke by Maazlo June 4, 2003

Deke 

A shortened name or nick name for Decon or Derek, (also an old west name). Huge hearts, strength in body and spirit, intelligent and loving, their kindness should not be taken lightly as it will turn to wrath at the flip of a switch.

Yeah, Deke is an awesome guy, he'd give you the shirt off of his back. I wouldnt want to cross him though.

Deke by Hooliganrider May 22, 2022

Deke 

Another was of calling someone a dick.

Napoleon shat in the urinal again. Man what a deke!

Deke by TheTrueDefinitions January 17, 2023

Deke Hammer 

This act is preformed when a man 'batwings' his ball sack over his partners vagina and then uses his penis to hammer his balls into her.

The Deke Hammer gave Colin some serious blue balls the next morning.

Deke Hammer by Rampant lion September 7, 2013

Deke-ify 

1. To make something more Deke. 2. To say something in the IDS that makes you sound like a momo. 3. A type of cake found in the netherregions of the Pyranees Mountains.

Yo, when Cullen was talking in the paper today, he was totally Deke-ifying.

Deke-ify by Hot Karl December 12, 2003

Triple Deke

A spectacular move where one successfully takes a piss, plops a shit, and either whacks off (or rubs one out) all in one sitting on the can.

Dave has been in the bathroom for 20 minutes. I bet that bastard is either pulling off a Triple Deke or cleaning up a Speckled Moon. Since you're a fag, put your ear up to the door and listen for the grand finale.

Triple Deke by Mad Mick! July 18, 2016