verb
1. To half-smoke a weak 100mm cigarette, in order to let the other half relax and collect flavour. Stems from half-smoking a fag, expecting your hard-drive to defragment faster, then putting it out to smoke it the rest when you come back.
2. To relax, chill, mellow out.
1. To half-smoke a weak 100mm cigarette, in order to let the other half relax and collect flavour. Stems from half-smoking a fag, expecting your hard-drive to defragment faster, then putting it out to smoke it the rest when you come back.
2. To relax, chill, mellow out.
by El Gordo December 7, 2004
Get the defragmug. A "defrag token" is a fictitious license or currency required to execute the windows "Defrag" program. The token does not exist, but can be used to help limit a (l)user's defragging in futile attempts to improve the performance of their system.
It has a secondary effect of pre-flagging unwary users for the IT support staff -- similar to the purpose of a left-handed ethernet cable.
It has a secondary effect of pre-flagging unwary users for the IT support staff -- similar to the purpose of a left-handed ethernet cable.
(l)user: my computer is slow, I'm gonna run "defrag" a few times to fix it.
BOFH: k, but you better stock up on defrag tokens
(l)user: good idea!
...
(l)user (to helpdesk): I need a bunch of defrag tokens, I'm saving you guys lots of time
helpdesk: wtf?
BOFH: k, but you better stock up on defrag tokens
(l)user: good idea!
...
(l)user (to helpdesk): I need a bunch of defrag tokens, I'm saving you guys lots of time
helpdesk: wtf?
by wowallthegoodnamesaretaken September 29, 2011
Get the defrag tokenmug. Watching short snippets of good porn / hot tottie videos throughout the day in order to 'top up' or refill your ball sack in preparation for a 'Peter North' style session later that night
Been watching a few Jess Greenberg vids on YouTube today to defrag my ball drive. Gonna glaze the missus tonight !
by funkysi2006 September 5, 2014
Get the Defrag my ball drivemug. by BrandonC April 6, 2006
Get the defrag your hard drivemug. When a person finishes a busy/heavy day of doing something and needs to switch off. Usually done watching videos alone in silent or any task where they can collect their thoughts in a lazy manner.
Although a shortened version of defragmentation, it is used for a more personal use.
Although a shortened version of defragmentation, it is used for a more personal use.
by Grizzlebear22 June 17, 2023
Get the Defragmug. A person who who has a piss poor conversational follow-up ability either because they are scatter brained or just don't g.a.f about you.
by MeowDevs March 19, 2024
Get the Defraggedmug.