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Danny Glover Defence

The sequence in movies where a person getting shot at procedes to take cover behind a thinner object than him/herself ie a lamp post, thin pillar etc, and parts of the person are sticking out either side, yet they still manage to avoid getting shot. (as seen in the first Saw movie and several bugs bunny cartoons.)
JP> Dude, how did you not get shot at paintball this morning?

Chris> I was deploying the Danny Glover Defence

JP>Nice!
by ultrachris2000 October 7, 2010
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Lint defence

Having a very small amount of troops which will lead to certain defeat.
It was a cake walk. I stomped all over him with his Lint defence.
by iw80 May 13, 2010
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The Cleavage Defence

Often seen in in play by female receptionists when a man arrives at the desk and towers above her for no apparent reason.

She deftly places the palm of her hand on her chin and her elbow on the desk neatly blocking all attempts to 'View the Valley' with the strategicaly placed forearm.

It is a position that can be strongly defended for hours especially when used in conjunction with a swivel chair.

Not to be confused with:
The Cleavage Offence.
Guy 1: "Aww, Maaan! Have you seen the new girl on reception? The most amazing frontage you ever man!!"
Guy 2: "Jeez! No dude. She totally flawed me with The Cleavage Defence."
Guy 1: "Yeah, she's a professional man."
by GabrielDertzer September 30, 2010
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The Shaggy Defence

The defence favored by the protagonist in Shaggy's song "It Wasn't Me". Despite overwhelming evidence to the contrary, he maintains his innoncence by simply saying it was somebody else. Also liked by R. Kelly, O.J. Simpson, and Phil Specter
Person A: Oh, man, I just killed 2 dozen people. There were over 50 witnesses. My shirt was off and everyone saw my tattoo that says "My name is Jeffrey Dahmer". What should I do?
Person B: Say it wasn't you.
Person A: Oh, the Shaggy Defence...hadn't thought of that.
by ExperimentalFilm November 12, 2009
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Airdrie Defence Syndrome

A syndrome where everyone thinks someone else will deal with something. The only known cure is personal ownership of a situation.

The expression comes from the renowned poor defence of a Scottish Football team, Airdrie.
Who's actioned that report? Nobody? Don't tell me Airdrie Defence Syndrome has crept in!
Why didn't the bins get put out last night? Do we all have Airdrie Defence Syndrome?
by Big Davie 2 April 2, 2020
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Deyoncé

In the same way that Sasha Fierce is the alter ego of the bootylicious Beyoncé, Deyoncé is the alter ego of Dana.

In 1996, Dana was born and named Dana. She grew into her alter ego quite recently and is known world wide by Deyoncé.

A Deyoncé is also fierce and beautiful woman. Often praised by everyone she ever meets. She is good at everything and is probably good at sports like quidditch. Bow down.
person 1: who is that girl she is bootylicious woah
person 2: ya man she is Deyoncé
by beyonce potter holla November 9, 2013
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defongerate

to leave, in a rapid fashion
to leave rapidly
did you just blow up the death star?

holy shit, yes i did, let us defongerate
by 94678934678 November 5, 2010
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