Defensitive

When you have the nerve to get hurt feelings because somebody called you out on something you did wrong.

I became extremely defensitive when she wanted to discuss why I lied to her.

by SlimShugga February 16, 2014

Your descendants rape defendants

The latest insult in the your mom gay series, if used against you, will instantly destroy you and your family and curses your children and descendants. Used to counter the latest

John: your mom gay
Tim: your dad lesbian
John: your granny tranny
Tim: your grandpap a trap
John: your sister a mister
Tim: your brother a mother
John: your niece obese
Tim: your nephew undress you
John: your family tree LGBT
Tim: your ancestors were investors
John: your descendants rape defendants
Tim: *dies in the most painful and slow way possible along with his extended family and their bodies are erased from existence*

by JDGDW May 25, 2018

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by a sussy meaning guy thing July 4, 2022

Defending like a fricking Easter egg on a hot day

A phrase by Mark Goldbridge. Means defending terribly just like the melted Easter eggs.

For god's sake! How are we losing 2-0? We're defending like a fricking Easter egg on a hot day!

by Mattw1108 May 19, 2021

Defensitive

Defensitive, an adjective, is used to describe someone who is being both defensive, AND sensitive.

Anthony: I don't think this was your best work.
Charlotte: Well... you don't ever give me credit for what I do... and ...
Anthony: Char... don't be so defensitive... I'm just being honest.

by AnthonySofine July 29, 2011

defensivitivity

This word has no definition because it is not actually a word.

Jon: Mr. defensivitivity over there.
Dan: That's not even close to being a word.

by Sex_Panther October 16, 2008

Defeneministration

Defeneministartion has two definitions

#1 It is the act of administering a defenestration

#2 The act of defenestrating a minister

Mahomie: Man I just tossed that minister out a window!

Sarspoon: NICE! Thats a sweet defeneministration!

by DjMcBabe April 11, 2011