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Defecation of character

Defecation of character is what happens when someone shits on your name in a public forum.
You: "Oh, man! Brittany just called me a ho on Facebook because I said I liked her crush."

Your friend: "Wow, that's defecation of character."
by gingermom September 29, 2009
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defecake

The act of breaking up with your significant other through the offering of poo cake. Essentially, the slighted party bakes an extravagant cake for their partner, takes a dump on top and then leaves it for them as a gift. Often, a goodbye message such as, "Piss off, asshole", will be written in red icing as well.
Bill: "Hey Brad, did you break up with Suzie after you caught her cheating on you?"

Brad: "Yes. I left her a lovely defecake on her dorm room table earlier today. Hope the whore and her roommates enjoy it."

Bill: "Nice."
by sillyrabbit2011 March 19, 2011
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defecatorade

1. (n) Any beverage consumed while amidst on the toilet releasing a defecation.

2. (n) electrolyte-abundant drinks one consumes to keep hydrated while suffering from diarrhea or any other fluid-draining illness
1) "Hey broski, could ya roll me an Arnold Palmer? I'm gonna be in here for awhile and could use a refreshing defecatorade."

2) "Mom, when you stop at the store could you pick up some Mountain Berry Blast? I've got a nasty case of shiss and need some defecatorade to stay hydrated.
by TinyT37 November 4, 2012
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demeciate

Demeciate: When your 6-7 beers deep, and your hitting on a hot babe, and your planes crashing because everything you use, kush, pills, midnight ecstasy aint workin, you are in a state of demeciation. Or in a sense, you are in the realm of Demeciation Nation. Its also whatever the hell you want it to be.

origin: Originally demeciated by a local shedder at watershed who was way too demeciated to pronounce proper English.
Raef: Im so fucking demeciated bro.
Ricky: you need to reach max demeciation, lets go demeciate some babes.
Raef: *pukes and rallies* hey girl are you demeciated?
Girl: are you retarded or just demeciated?
Raef and Ricky: Fuck yeah, you just demeciated us!
Ricky: Hey keep demeciating. just like Raef demeciated some girls ass hole last night.
Girl: ew Raef, you eat ass?
Raef: only when im demeciated.
by The Beaver commander August 6, 2018
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3 millimeter defeater

ABSOLUTE ANAL DESTROYER

THE CORRECT DEFINITION OF SEX
I HAVE A 3 MILLIMETER DEFEATER
Are you lost baby gooorl. I can give you this 3 millimeter defeater
by Traitor on your mom May 17, 2021
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defraternize

Similar to the concept of defriending, defraternization occurs when a person removes a friend or a sibling from their list of family members on their facebook profile. It usually occurs when a person decides to finally get 'serious' about facebook or they no longer regard the other person as a brother/sister.
Ex 1. ARJUN: Dude can you believe Aparna just defraternized me from facebook? She said something about how she wants to only keep her real siblings on facebook. Lame!

Ex 2. JEFF: Man this guy Pete is really annoying and I don't consider him my bro anymore. I'm gonna defraternize him.
by Avnish April 2, 2010
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1 millimeter defeater

a person who has the smallest dick ever, and thinks that their dick is the biggest when it's a millimeter.
Yo he got dat 1 millimeter defeater!! his dick is the smallest one in the team
by 4 fo 4 September 29, 2021
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