Deer

An animal skin that is used to wrap a man's penis before sexual intercourse.

Condom, Rubber, Wrapper, Jimmy Protector

A rubber, prophylactic: when rolled onto and down to the shaft of a man's erect cock and then inserted into a woman's pussy, for use in sexual intercourse, it can 98% of the time prevent pregnancy and most sexually transmitted disease.

The Deer is used to collect a man's ejaculate - post coitally. It is advised to remove the Deer before the penis becomes flaccid and slips off accidentally - thereby negating the purpose of the Deer. Nobody likes a spill.

Men may also use the deer for anal or oral intercourse - mainly to prevent the spread of STD's.
Mr. Brady: Marsha, I can't screw you without a deer on this monster of a hard on - could you pass me one from the night-side table please?

Marsha: Yeah, I don't want to get knocked up either. Do you want me to roll the deer on you myself?

Mr. Brady: Would you? See if you can use your lips and tongue to do so - Shit! I wish we could ride bareback! Your mother would be trippin hard if this wrapper popped and knocked your shit up!
by L's and eights July 05, 2009
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Deer

That animal that you hit with your car when you were drunk driving 3
days ago.
Dude you shouldn’t be driving..
It’s fi-
I JUST HIT A DEER
by Moltens September 06, 2018
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a deer is a mammal that primarily lives in north america. they mainly eat sasquatch and aliens. 97% of the deer population is suicidal. their favourite way of suicide to to hop in front of cars. Every July 5th the remaining population get together and drink until they cant stand.
Jill, stop. the deer is already dead.
No! he's just drunk.
by Nickaliszious January 01, 2009
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The Deer

"The deer" represents a person that is being brutalized in either; verbal, sexual or physical form. Quite often Neuad has been known to be "the deer"

"The Deer" is always attacked by the Wolfpack
Before Ms.Evil knew it, the wolfpack had descended upon her. When they were done, she was clearly "The Deer"

Link to graphic example;
http://www.sudonym.net/images/Sketches/Wolfpack.jpg
by Supremeone January 10, 2009
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It is a animal that has horns on its head. It makes no noise and likes to run infront of cars.
Hunny, Watch out for the...Deer!
by Justin Willis May 09, 2005
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a deer is a stupid animal that makes no noise and jumps in cars alot (beware the deer's brain shut off after a hour of thinking like a normal animal)
Shut up you deer!
by Sexy nonce January 31, 2020
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when something happens to someone to make them feel like a deer in headlights;to screw someone over
did you eat the last piece of pizza?
ya dude.
bruh, you deered me.
by mikefloccari December 14, 2008
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