Dickhanded

When something is stolen from you right as you were going to pick it up.

jacked swiped

I was reaching for the remote but my bother dickhanded it and put on some cartoons.

by Satansballsakk August 6, 2010

Deckland

Deckland is a term used to describe a person that shows immense strength, hence the word 'Deck' in the name. Deckland is also used to describe men who're admired by the pussy gender. Or just the pussy in general.
Deckland can also be used to refer to someone as having a huge dick, but in public so it doesn't sound like you're complimenting their genitalia. Dickland is also another name for a man who's a Deckland.

Girl; "Oh look over there, that guy looks like a real Deckland!"
Other girl; "Nah mate, more like Dickland"
Girl; "I wouldn't mind him coming over to fix up my deck"
Other girl; "Ravioli Ravioli, give me the formuloni"
Girl; "Hnngg"

by Krexen October 2, 2014

Duckhands

The hand gesture is used to indicate that someone is talking too much/too loud or generally having much more fun than the person performing the hand gesture. The fingers are kept straight and together, held horizontal with the thumb below. The fingers and thumb then snap together repeatedly to suggest a mouth talking. If preformed correctly, and by using both hands at the same time, this hand gesture will resemble a ducks mouth meaning you now have Duckhands. To complete the look fully have a smug look on your face at the same time.

Some absolute fuckwit on the plane was performing Duckhands in front of us because we were talking too much/loud for his liking.

by Doppleplopp January 20, 2016

Duckhand

An insult of the highest degree, something you wouldn't dream of repeating in front of your mother.

You were really being a duckhand at the Christmas party last night!

by hed irc the August 24, 2010

edward dickhands

What Coco does every night

Wow, Coco has been doing edward dickhands a lot recently

by cocohasnodick August 16, 2016

Dickhandle

a- A rude term given to anyone who can be considered an asshole, but given to said person by someone who would like to use something different from the cliche asshole.
b- Someone, most likely a woman, who grabs the penis and yanks on it before or after sex (but obviously not during). Better used as "dickhandler," but can be used either way.

a- "You remember that guy who used to beat the neighborhood kids up? What a dickhandle."
b- "She's wild in bed man- a total dickhandler!"

by ThePowersThatBe June 20, 2006

dickhand

This term is used after a man has masturbated, or after someone has given a handjob and has failed to wash his or her hands, resulting in the smell of dick.

BoyA - Why are you washing your hands?

GirlG - Because I don't dickhand

BoyA - You went home in your mom's car with dickhand before!

by jamalitamali May 8, 2005