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Duckhands 

The hand gesture is used to indicate that someone is talking too much/too loud or generally having much more fun than the person performing the hand gesture. The fingers are kept straight and together, held horizontal with the thumb below. The fingers and thumb then snap together repeatedly to suggest a mouth talking. If preformed correctly, and by using both hands at the same time, this hand gesture will resemble a ducks mouth meaning you now have Duckhands. To complete the look fully have a smug look on your face at the same time.
Some absolute fuckwit on the plane was performing Duckhands in front of us because we were talking too much/loud for his liking.
Duckhands by Doppleplopp January 20, 2016
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duckmansoup 

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Wow! Duckmansoup
duckmansoup by Yeomanbanjo May 23, 2019

The Dickhand 

The act of placing your hands on your genitals and then in the presence of people, places, or things where they are unwanted. Most common in the preparation of food, while shaking hands, or to making contact with an enemy/rival. This is done either intentionally to spite, or unconsciously, usually after using the bathroom and not washing.
Can provide some temporary satisfaction for the "giver". Females can aslo give "the Dickhand"
You shouldn't have yelled at the drive-thru attendant. Now our food will probably get the dickhand

Danny is a jerk, that's why I gave him the dickhand when he dapped me.
The Dickhand by Jdbbl May 23, 2008

dickhand 

The hand a male uses to masturbate himself with. Also, the hand a male uses to hold his member while inserting it into an orifice or other object.
Excuse me miss, I broke my dickhand when I fell off my bike, can you help me?

dickhand by RaFF-L September 3, 2003
The state of male hands at the period of time between pissing and washing their hands. Exists for as long as one goes without washing his hands, however requires a witness in said case.
"Company policy states that you must greet each intern with a smile and handshake."

"To hell with that, I followed Lemmings out of the restroom, the consistency of his Dickhands has lasted a few days now!"
Dickhands by Kombat Mann January 2, 2012

dickhand vagina 

When two puratonikku bros are void of puss for a sufficient amount of time, leading to the joining of hands to replicate the look and feel of a vaginal cavity. Each bro then proceeds to insert their fully heterosexual dicks into the corresponding vaginus hole, and proceed to simulate intercourse.
Bro 1: ha ha bro you know what would be really funny and not at all gay at all? if like we partook in some good ol' fashioned dickhand vagina!
Bro 2: yes bro! YES!

Fuckheads in Duckheads 

An expression that refers to a large gathering of preppie college guys usually in Duckhead khakis or cutt-offs. Often they are in Greek associations and are rather stuck-up.
I wanted to see the new band at the bar last night but I couldn't get in. THe place was packed with Fuckheads in Duckheads.
Fuckheads in Duckheads by Paul August 23, 2004