December 1 

National Walk Your Pet to A Starbucks and Invite them for a Pupicino

Me and Mike are going to starbucks tomorrow because it’s December 1

December 1 by Nationalgeographicluis October 27, 2019

December 1 

National End of No Nut November, more commonly known as NENNN. It marks the end of the month where you cannot nut and you can finally ejaculate to your heart’s content.

Guy 1: It’s December 1! No Nut November has finally ended!

Guy 2: I can finally fuck my girlfriend again! Have I introduced you to her yet? Her name’s Righty. Shhhh though, I’m cheating on her with her twin sister Lefty.

Guy 1: Fuck man-

December 1 by liamwh November 2, 2019

December 1 

It’s the time we’re you lay in bed all’s ya and watch Tik tok because that’s probably what you do anyway

Mum: Lacey please get up for school now

Lacey: step up brat today is December 1st and I can lay in

Mum: ok love you

December 1 by Panda9178 November 8, 2019

December 1 

National squeeze that ass day. You can go up to your girlfriends, friends. Not cousins or family that weird. But anyone else. NOBODY IS SAFE NOW(except family)

Boy:*squeezes friends ass
Girl:wtf

Boy:it’s cool it’s December 1st

Girl:damn well I guess today’s your lucky day

December 1 by Mrdoodoo.face November 30, 2019

December 1 

Today is the day where you HAVE to give a bunch of hugs to your Gf/Bf/Crush

Y/N:Hugs ???
???:Umm thanks
Couple minutes later
Y/N:Hugs ??? Again
???:Okay
REPEAT A COUPLE TIMES
???:What's going on?!
Y/N:It's December 1st.

December 1 by Cheesy ChiChi November 27, 2019

December 1 

International Blow Your Load Day
International Nut Day

After a month long challenge for No Nut November, all the guys can finally relax and enjoy the pleasures by wanking their salamis.

Boy 1: Yo bro, tomorrow is December 1st. You know what that means...?
Boy 2: Hell ya, its International Nut Day. I can finally shoot my massive load I've been building up!

December 1 by YouKnowTheVibesKid November 2, 2019

december 1 

HOTTEST PERSON EVER. THEY ARE SO MMMM 😩😩
IF YOU HAVE A BOYFRIEND OR GIRLFRIEND BORN ON DECEMBER 1 YOU ARE LUCKY ASF

THEY ARE SO SEXY

never leave them

december 1

december 1 by bagels are swag July 21, 2021