When you are playing a multi player video game and the person who just died thinks they are the shit and need to tell everybody else how to play the game.... as if they know how to play....
Dont tell me now to get the coins in this fucking game....you are just being a dead seat driver. Mind your own fucking guys.
by timusic March 24, 2010
Get the Dead Seat Driver mug.Sexual position when someone is so tired that they just lie on their back with their arms and legs spread wide and wait for their partner to go to work.
Last night when I went to bed with my partner, I was so tired that fell into the dead seastar position, and still busted a fatty.
by yosita March 25, 2011
Get the Dead Seastar mug.1. (n) The act of pinning a woman flat on her stomach with your weight on her legs and entering her from the back. The resulting action of her trying to escape is very similar (by sight and sound) to a seal trying to crawl away for its life as it barks.
2. (v) A vicious manner of humiliating a woman, as she barks and drags her pinned legs behind her.
2. (v) A vicious manner of humiliating a woman, as she barks and drags her pinned legs behind her.
1. I gave her the dead seal crawl.
2. She dead seal crawled halfway acros the room before she got free.
2. She dead seal crawled halfway acros the room before she got free.
by Xx.xX June 18, 2008
Get the Dead Seal Crawl mug.by chris.k May 17, 2006
Get the suck a fart out of a dead seagull mug.You fall, full on limp, onto a group of people sitting on a couch and they have to push you off. Inspired by March of the Penguins.
Me: Don't you hate it when Steven dead seal attacks you?
Him: Yeah, we ended up pushing him to the floor. Jerk
Him: Yeah, we ended up pushing him to the floor. Jerk
by asksidnow June 7, 2010
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