Double dog damned

Yes the same phrase used in Hateful Eight but also a higher form of saying I'll be damned when someone with a southern accent says this phrase you know it's either really good or really bad maybe a bit of both

Guy 1: yo remember your phone you lost

Guy 2: yeah
Guy 1: look on the floor
Guy 2: sees phone "well I'll be double dog damned

by Dont_panic_im_hispanic October 9, 2019

christ be damned

expletive. when used correctly: can terminally vapor lock the old and infirmed... cast fundies into apoplectic fits... generally focuses the attention of any individual or crowd.

when golfing, hook your first shot into the rough. yell "CHRIST BE DAMNED!!!!" ... followed by striking the earth with your driver. walk towards the cart. those two strangers in your foursome won't know what to think... and their game will likely be a bit off.

by angry bald guy October 7, 2009

damned if you do, damned if you don't

you're screwed either way.

Damned if you do, damned if you don't join the military during Vietnam. There was a war draft.

by Adrian May 10, 2006

Well I'll Be Damned

To express surprise or shock. Mostly used in the southern United States.

Guy 1: Come here dude. You gotta look at these tits. They're huge.
Guy 2: Well I'll be damned!

by Evil_Jesus February 26, 2009

damned pen

A person who has stolen the soul of a pen. This usually occurs in World Development lessons, because you can guarantee that in each perfectly lovely WD class, you'll get one maniac who enjoys preying on innocent biros. You know a pen's soul has been stolen when you can no longer write with it, after the soul-stealer has touched it. In some powerful stealers, all they have to do is look at the pen in question to steal it's soul. Fret not though, for all is not lost; you can get a new pen, and can forever call the purpetrator of the other pen's soul 'damned pen', for by stealing a pen's soul they become the pen, which is now obviously damned, having no soul, and all. Eventually the damned pen will be driven mad and thus learn from their mistakes. Hurrah!

Andy: *borrows pen and hands back to Manda*
Manda: *tries to write with pen* Good gravy, you stole it's soul!
Andy: Foiled again!!
Manda: You damned pen.
Andy: *hangs head in shame*
Fish: *chortles*

by Morcloph, Greek Philsopher Extraordinaire January 23, 2006

DawnE

DawnE , DawnElaine Hiuser

A lady who can be anything she needs to be to get the job done. Outspoken but remains to hold her tounge for information reasons.Able to charm any man and get what she wants. Not a gold digger but searches the heart. Very giving yet very distructive when need be. Has two sides naughty and nice but by the look of her the only why you would know this is if she wanted to give you a clue. Has many people that love her and she does the same in return. Flirty, sexy, and very confident..

by DawnE April 16, 2005

damnedest

Trying as hard as possible. Mainly a southern phrase

He's doing his damnedest to get the opossum out of the grill of his truck

by GuyLeDouche March 18, 2005