Dangled Carat

when someone is led on to think they are getting engaged, a faux engagement

No one deserves to have a dangled carat. He acted like he was going to pop the question but instead he dangled carat. Nothing is worse than a dangled carat

by Feeling Beachie November 8, 2014

Dangled Up

A variation of "Hooked Up" which has many meanings, such as the act of being provided with a good or service, something that is of good quality, or a sexual escapade.

Dangle me up with some Newport Menthol Cigarettes.

Damn, that Boat is Dangled Up.

Look at the tits on her, I'd Dangle her up.

by Dr. Cole Kennedy Ziebarth IV September 3, 2007

mind dangled

when you think one thing is going to happen but a completely different thing occurs, or when you have an idea but it turns out to be completely wrong

guy #1: "man look at that chick up ahead she's got a bangin body"

guy #2: "whoa dude.. that's not a chick that is a fuckin dude!"

guy #1: "oh man I got totally mind dangled"

by CVdizzle January 22, 2010

angle dangled

When you meet a girl for a date and she’s way better looking on all her online photos than she is in real life.

It means she knows her angles, she's dangled her angles and you’ve been ANGLE DANGLED.

- How did your date go, yesterday? You seemed excited.
- The difference between her profile pictures I'd been looking over and how she is in the flesh is really big. It doesn’t seem fair.

- Aha! You’ve been angle dangled, dude.

by Stivchik June 21, 2019

jimmy dangled

when you cut your dingles off and put them in your friends choclate ice cream
(it has to be choclate so they can blend in)

jon didnt wipe for 2 weeks.he cut off his ass hair wit dingles in them. he decided to save them for a friends tastey snack later on in the day. he got some ice cream for his friend.jon went upstairs to his collection while joe was eating the ice cream. he put them on his ice cream and joe ate it. joe just got jimmy dangled.

by jordan leveille/chris hall/eddy apice June 22, 2007

bit the dangled carrot

Used in online gaming. Upon winning a game after losing many matches you log out immediately. This leaves the guy online annoyed after losing only once and with no opportunity for redemption.

I was playing Need For Speed on PS3 losing every time. After 10 games, I finally "Bit the Dangled Carrot!"

by RipperCLT February 21, 2014

hooded dangler

n. an impressive flaccid dong with ample foreskin.

“Have you ever seen a hooded dangler up close?”

by H. Bruce Washington November 17, 2020