daleisa

Daleisa is nice, caring and SEXY! she will not stop till she gets enough. She is GREAT in bed so hold on to her.

Boy 1: I had soo much fun with my girlfriend yesterday!
Boy 2: What's her name?
Boy 1: Daleisa
Boy 2: Of course

by awesome girl xoxo January 27, 2018

Daletism

The guy that has no real mental disabilty but is so dumb and says so much dumb stuff that the created their own kid of autism which is daletism

What the heck, why are u being so dumb do you have daletism?

by team lil dick October 2, 2018

daleishka

Daleishka is a beautiful name and a beautiful person

Daleishka is so beautiful that when I saw her I fell and scraped my knee

by Lishka October 28, 2022

Daweism

Noun.
A condition in which the patient experiences a nose longer than 4 inches and a voice that is abnormally loud.

He has Daweism

by Fat May 5, 2004

daneism

the worship and study of rocks. beleiving that all were created by and from rocks and do return as such. Daneism is named after it's messiah like christianity. the messiah is said to be Dane Loathy, who in 2009 renewed the knowlodge of this ancient religion. Most paganism and the egyption religion were origionally Daneism, although named differently at that time. they all swayed from the main course caused by greed and misconceptions of their leaders. the origional name has been long forgotton although it is said not to be a word but a not not producable by humans. In ancient times humans had a nickname but only the earth itself could produce the sound of the true name. currently the earth is in a low acticvity period, sortof like sleeping, but it's slowly waking and becomeing more active with the more people that beleive in daneism. almost all major religions were origionally an interpretation of daneism by someone who fully understood it but couldn't explain it to others in literal terms and so the whole religion is a metaphor.

person 1"have you heard about the ending of the earth thing in 2012?"

person 2"ya the myans were great followers of daneism, we interpreted their prediction wrong though. 2012 is when the earth will begin fully awakening, which will involve apocalypse like mmovements of the earth."

person 1"oh.........you sure?"

person 2"yup, daneism don't lie"

by sir echtor the reallyveryshort December 31, 2009

Daveism

A word or phrase that would only come out of the mouth of Dave.

Team, today we are going to go over chapter 11 of Weldon Long's book Consistency Selling; "The Proper and Improper Uses of Daveisms In a Cold Call".

by RJard May 15, 2019

Daveism

The teleological theory around the universe that we are all Dave and Dave is all. Dave is the sole being in the universe however he encompases all life itself. It is a monotheistic religion that practices circle jerks 4 times daily to maintain sexual unity.

"Not funny is it tho" "Get yourself in order Dave and realise the importance of Daveism"

by Dave_Dave_Dave June 11, 2022