dafuk

what the fuck.

Dude1 - 'Hey can i borrow your lawn mower'
John - 'dafuk'

by wtf_dude_123 March 27, 2009

da fuck

either why the fuck or what the fuck

da fuck you do that for?

da fuck you doing?

by mike b. January 6, 2005

dayfuck

The act of fucking someones partner during the day while the other is at work.

The fear of getting caught made the dayfuck I had on Tuesday the best fuck of my life!

After dayfucking my friends wife yesterday, she gave me a sweater of his that he doesn't wear....I love it!

Melanie dayfucked her friend Rachels husband to get back at her for openly flirting with her boyfriend.

by Lunicus December 11, 2006

What Da fuck

Slang for " What the Fuck " Usually used in text to save time

What the Fuck is also the meaning for "What the Hell?" Or "Whats happening?"

Text: Hi, I've heard some sound but WHAT DA FUCK IS HAPPENING?

by WolvemaniaWRITES November 18, 2016

Defuck

Also "De-Fucked"
The antonym of fuck, used as in "getting fucked up"

To reverse the procedure of getting fucked up.
To restore to good health.
To rehabilitate.
To repair to a usable or presentable condition.

That dude is in the hospital getting defucked up after getting the shit beat out him.

This chick was totally stoned so she had to go get defucked up.

Wow, those geeks totally defucked that computer that I thought was a complete piece of shit.

by Okix25 December 17, 2010

Dayfucker

1. One who fucks other people's days.
2. One who fucks other people's shit up, or otherwise causes general mischief.

Did you hear what Micky did to Ron?
Yeah, dude....that asshole was bread to be a Dayfucker.

by stephystranger August 11, 2015

DA FUCK

usually used when something is so outrageous that what the fuck no longers shows how outrageous that said something is

bob- sally hunnie i cheated on yu with a prosistute and yu might have herpes

sally- DA FUCK

by yamomzonmylap February 18, 2010